Searching for a name for new puppy

[xSilverPhinx]

Call him "Stop That". You'll probably be saying that a lot and he'll eventually respond to it anyway thus killing two birds with one stone.

[Bad Penny II]

Penny
Marvin
Pudding
BP
PB
Gage

[xSilverPhinx]

Penny
Marvin
Pudding
BP
PB
Gage

I sense a teeny bit of bias, there.

[Tank]

Barker?

[xSilverPhinx]

Barker?

I sure hope not!

Joy is a high-pitched barker. Today a moving truck parked outside and she...would...not...stop...the ear-piercers.

[Biggus Dickus]

Congratulation on the new puppy, dogs are so awesome...I swear we hoomans don't deserve them.

There have been a lot of good and funny suggestions...may I suggest Fabian?

It's a good Christian name

When I was young a friend of mine had a dog named Asshole,...yes Asshole! (He was also a German Shepherd)

We loved the name and the dog, and I have to say the dog certainly earned his name, especially when he was a puppy.

Older folk at the time found the name offensive, and his vet refused to list his name as Asshole, he also couldn't get him tagged as Asshole by the city so his official name was "Bob" AKA "Asshole"

I also had a friend who's family's dog was name was "Mister". He told me there were some hilarious times when they would be outside chasing the dog and yelling out his name. My friend said every man in earshot would turn around when they were yelling the dogs name.
One time I was out at the lake with my friend and his family at their cottage, and we had stopped by the local marina, and the dog had gotten out of the car, and my friends dad was yelling at the dog to get back into the car, so he's yelling, "Mister, Mister"!! Damnit Mister, get your ass over here and get in the car"! There was an old man close to the dog and he thought my friends dad was yelling at him so he came over, and asked him what the hell his problem was.

The two of them almost got into a fight....so maybe "Mister Asshole" would be a good name for your pup?

[xSilverPhinx]

Congratulation on the new puppy, dogs are so awesome...I swear we hoomans don't deserve them.

There have been a lot of good and funny suggestions...may I suggest Fabian?

It's a good Christian name

When I was young a friend of mine had a dog named Asshole,...yes Asshole! (He was also a German Shepherd)

We loved the name and the dog, and I have to say the dog certainly earned his name, especially when he was a puppy.

Older folk at the time found the name offensive, and his vet refused to list his name as Asshole, he also couldn't get him tagged as Asshole by the city so his official name was "Bob" AKA "Asshole"

I also had a friend who's family's dog was name was "Mister". He told me there were some hilarious times when they would be outside chasing the dog and yelling out his name. My friend said every man in earshot would turn around when they were yelling the dogs name.
One time I was out at the lake with my friend and his family at their cottage, and we had stopped by the local marina, and the dog had gotten out of the car, and my friends dad was yelling at the dog to get back into the car, so he's yelling, "Mister, Mister"!! Damnit Mister, get your ass over here and get in the car"! There was an old man close to the dog and he thought my friends dad was yelling at him so he came over, and asked him what the hell his problem was.

The two of them almost got into a fight....so maybe "Mister Asshole" would be a good name for your pup?

'Mister' and 'Asshole' are creative names for sure but I think I'll pass. Fabian is a cute name, I like it! People 'round here would pronounce it differently though. Fah-bee-un.

[Tank]

Fenton!!!

[xSilverPhinx]

Fenton!!!

FENTON! Oh Jesus Christ! Oh Christ! Oh Jesus Christ!

[Tank]

It's an absolute classic!

[Randy]

I don't know what that was about but it was hillarious!

[xSilverPhinx]

I don't know what that was about but it was hillarious!

Some guy lost control of his dog and it chased a herd of deer while he yelled and called after it.

[xSilverPhinx]

The breeder has finally chosen the pup and the first photos are in! 





Is he a fluffy beauty?

There's also a video.

[No one]

Alf.
Rex.
Fido.
Smaug.
Dingo.
Bob.
Lotza Amor Fofo.

[xSilverPhinx]

Alf.
Rex.
Fido.
Smaug.
Dingo.
Bob.
Lotza Amor Fofo.

Lotza Amor Fofo will be its nickname.