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Started by xSilverPhinx, November 11, 2015, 11:05:22 PM

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xSilverPhinx

November 11, 2015, 11:05:22 PM
It was a cold, dark and windy night when slow knocking sounds came from the door. Slowly it creaked as it opened and on the other side were two Jehovah's Witnesses, Bibles in hand.


(Guaranteed to horrify most atheists)
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

No one

#1
November 11, 2015, 11:29:21 PM
Coming soon. Justin Bieber "sings", Boeheimian Rhapsody.

xSilverPhinx

#2
November 11, 2015, 11:36:54 PM
The results are just in. Trump is the new president of the US.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Sandra Craft

#3
November 12, 2015, 01:41:46 AM
The results are in.  Ben Carson is the new President of the United States.
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

Magdalena

#4
November 12, 2015, 05:59:10 AM
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy, please try again later.

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Tank

#5
November 12, 2015, 06:44:05 AM
Quote from: No one on November 11, 2015, 11:29:21 PM
Coming soon. Justin Bieber "sings", Boeheimian Rhapsody.
That should be in the jokes thread it made me laugh!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#6
November 12, 2015, 06:47:16 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 12, 2015, 05:59:10 AM
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:therethere: You know where we are on facebook if we ever get lost again.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#7
November 12, 2015, 06:49:26 AM
Donald trump and Ben Carson are shills for the Democrats. They are there to split the Republican vote so Hillary gets to be the next POTUS.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Ecurb Noselrub

#8
November 12, 2015, 10:19:10 PM
The 2016 elections are over.  One of the people running for president was elected.

xSilverPhinx

#9
November 12, 2015, 11:37:05 PM
It was late at night when I heard squeaks followed by faint scratching noises at the door. Frightened but curious, I opened it and Trump's runaway hair came trotting in my direction.   

Spoiler

(I'm sure Trump would be horrified)  :P
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Sandra Craft

#10
November 13, 2015, 12:14:15 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on November 12, 2015, 11:37:05 PM
It was late at night when I heard squeaks followed by faint scratching noises at the door. Frightened but curious, I opened it and Trump's runaway hair came trotting in my direction.   

Spoiler

(I'm sure Trump would be horrified)  :P

Nooooooo!
Sandy

  

"Life is short, and it is up to you to make it sweet."  Sarah Louise Delany

joeactor

#11
November 13, 2015, 12:50:42 AM
It was a crisp autumn morning when I strolled outside to get my mail and ran into an old friend who shook my hand rather limply, then passed me by, continuing on his way and waving to me in the distance, all the while imbuing me with an unspeakable sense of dread over the coming events about to unfold during my otherwise drab and dull existence with my twenty-seven cats and one hamster in tow on the wagon behind me, when suddenly, I realized: I had caught the run-on sentence virus!

(to be continued...)

Magdalena

#12
November 13, 2015, 07:03:43 AM
Quote from: Tank on November 12, 2015, 06:47:16 AM
Quote from: Magdalena on November 12, 2015, 05:59:10 AM
Sorry, SMF was unable to connect to the database. This may be caused by the server being busy, please try again later.

:therethere: You know where we are on facebook if we ever get lost again.
Tank:


"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

xSilverPhinx

#13
November 16, 2015, 11:44:18 PM
^ A blank message. This post is haunted.

  :mysterious:
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

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