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Started by Tank, February 16, 2012, 02:56:00 PM

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Dobermonster

#435
December 18, 2014, 04:42:51 PM

Asmodean

#436
December 19, 2014, 12:36:52 AM
Quote from: Bruno on December 18, 2014, 02:18:23 PM
Look everyone Asmo is really a fish, and he's not grey, but a wonderful, cheerful, happy yellow. Yay!



Asmos, they did evolve from something, you know.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#437
December 19, 2014, 02:40:29 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on December 19, 2014, 12:36:52 AM
Quote from: Bruno on December 18, 2014, 02:18:23 PM
Look everyone Asmo is really a fish, and he's not grey, but a wonderful, cheerful, happy yellow. Yay!



Asmos, they did evolve from something, you know.
Asmo evolved! That sounds a bit fishy to me!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Sweetdeath

#438
December 20, 2014, 06:36:25 AM
That is one strange looking fish.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Asmodean

#439
December 20, 2014, 08:22:50 AM
Quote from: Tank on December 19, 2014, 02:40:29 PM
Asmo evolved! That sounds a bit fishy to me!
Well, no. First, there was The Asmo. And then He created evolution and a fish. He then commanded evolution to sleep with the fish and a primitive fish-Asmo was born. Millions of years later... Ratties.

Don't you know your Asmogenesis?!  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#440
December 20, 2014, 08:26:43 AM
Quote from: Asmodean on December 20, 2014, 08:22:50 AM
Quote from: Tank on December 19, 2014, 02:40:29 PM
Asmo evolved! That sounds a bit fishy to me!
Well, no. First, there was The Asmo. And then He created evolution and a fish. He then commanded evolution to sleep with the fish and a primitive fish-Asmo was born. Millions of years later... Ratties.

Don't you know your Asmogenesis?!  >:(

Asmogensis! Love it!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#441
December 22, 2014, 11:25:04 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Icarus

#442
December 22, 2014, 07:04:05 PM
^ Would that we humans, of differing breeds, could live so peacefully.

Biggus Dickus

#443
December 22, 2014, 07:37:37 PM
Quote from: Icarus on December 22, 2014, 07:04:05 PM
^ Would that we humans, of differing breeds, could live so peacefully.

Icarus, the pig and dog look harmonious, but I don't know about the Kat, it looks annoyed, " I'm on the edge of the bed, no place to stretch because of the damn' dog, and the pig is hogging the fucking blanket".
"Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair."

Tank

#444
December 23, 2014, 07:21:37 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#445
December 23, 2014, 10:55:02 AM
^ that's beautiful.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Asmodean

#446
December 23, 2014, 09:16:57 PM
Yes, The Asmo was considering a vast horde of those venomous little things for His army, but decided against it... Limited usability on land.  >:(
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Tank

#447
December 28, 2014, 07:30:20 PM
Water Ratties, part of Asmo's navel forces, have been sighted.

If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#448
December 28, 2014, 11:36:23 PM
^ They're too cute to be threatening. ;D
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Asmodean

#449
December 29, 2014, 01:47:16 AM
Huge teeth and claws and build a dam from the bones of The Asmo's enemies. Yes, He approves.

Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
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