What's on your mind today?

[Sweetdeath]

Overheard exchange.

Daughter: A three year shot his father!
Wife:  Is he dead?
Daughter: Yes
Wife:  Well what were they doing with a loaded gun in the house?
Daughter:  It was in America.
I assume my wife responded with an ah right, that explains it nod, I was in another room though.

Ah perhaps I shouldn't laugh but I found that a bit funny.

Yeah, so?  Here in Merica, we appreciate the freedom to get shot by our preschoolers.  When I get shot by my preschooler, I make a tourniquet out of the Flag, and then I smear the whole thing with a mixture of pie and mayonnaise. Then, I go set off some fireworks, and and thank Jesus for writing the 2nd Amendment into the Constitution.  "Dear Baby Jesus, thank you for taking time out of your busy leper-curing and fish dividing schedule to write the second amendment.  Amen."  Finally, I go on HuffPo, in the comments section, and tell some liberals that if they don't want to be prayed at in the public sphere, they should move to Stalinist Russia.  USA! USA!

Ahaha, you're amazing. For some reason, i pictured this being said in the voice of David Hayter (AKA Solid Snake.) xD

[The Black Jester]

3.  Jesus did NOT write the Second Amendment.

What?!

[Asmodean]

Hahahaha.  I was a little worried that someone might take me seriously and be all:

1.  While you may be within your First Amendment rights to wear a flag as an article of clothing, most flag experts would agree that using a flag to staunch the flow of blood from a gunshot wound is disrespectful to the spirit of the flag....
2.  Pie and/or mayonnaise have little to no anti-bacterial qualities.
3.  Jesus did NOT write the Second Amendment.
4.  You can't move to Stalinist Russia, as Stalin is dead......

(and so on)

Well, His Grayness has heard your prayers. So...

1. A belt is better. Or the rope to which the flag is attached.
2. ...You also have the right to die from the following infection and gangrene.
3. Everyone knows that the ancient Asmos ate jesus and the guy who wrote the amendment was an impostor.
4. You can't move to Stalinist Russia, but you can certainly move to Putin's one, and I doubt many people there would care what you do with flags.
And so on...

[Buddy]

I really don't get why flags are so important. I feel like there are more important things to be worried about than whether or not a flag touches the ground.

[En_Route]

Hahahaha.  I was a little worried that someone might take me seriously and be all:

1.  While you may be within your First Amendment rights to wear a flag as an article of clothing, most flag experts would agree that using a flag to staunch the flow of blood from a gunshot wound is disrespectful to the spirit of the flag....
2.  Pie and/or mayonnaise have little to no anti-bacterial qualities.
3.  Jesus did NOT write the Second Amendment.
4.  You can't move to Stalinist Russia, as Stalin is dead......

(and so on)

Irony always goes down a treat.

[Sweetdeath]

I really don't get why flags are so important. I feel like there are more important things to be worried about than whether or not a flag touches the ground.

I don't get that stupidity either. It's a piece of fabric.

[Asmodean]

I really don't get why flags are so important. I feel like there are more important things to be worried about than whether or not a flag touches the ground.

I don't get that stupidity either. It's a piece of fabric.

Wonder if wearing one would make a person look fat...  ???

[Firebird]

Nah, looks fine

[Ali]

This makes me happy.

[Sweetdeath]

I really don't get why flags are so important. I feel like there are more important things to be worried about than whether or not a flag touches the ground.

I don't get that stupidity either. It's a piece of fabric.

Wonder if wearing one would make a person look fat...  ???

I've seen British flag and Japanese flag tshirt. they're cute.

[Buddy]

I really don't get why flags are so important. I feel like there are more important things to be worried about than whether or not a flag touches the ground.

I don't get that stupidity either. It's a piece of fabric.

Wonder if wearing one would make a person look fat...  ???

I've seen British flag and Japanese flag tshirt. they're cute.

ModCloth has Union Jack tights. I want them.

[Sweetdeath]

I really don't get why flags are so important. I feel like there are more important things to be worried about than whether or not a flag touches the ground.

I don't get that stupidity either. It's a piece of fabric.

Wonder if wearing one would make a person look fat...  ???

I've seen British flag and Japanese flag tshirt. they're cute.

ModCloth has Union Jack tights. I want them.

Get them!

[Buddy]

Get them!

I am NOT paying 35USD for novelty tights. These on the other hand, maybe:

[Sweetdeath]

Get them!

I am NOT paying 35USD for novelty tights. These on the other hand, maybe:

Hm 35USD is a bit much, but darn, those are cute.

[Sweetdeath]

Oh gods, i'm up so early because the big bosses are coming all the way from Paris, France to observe us/watch us work. I'm like "gah, what do i wear? i don't knooow" and freakin out a little. Got less sleep than i wanted.

I'm sure the day will be great. I'm going to get some ice coffee from the (ironically) French cafe near my job. I'll be cool.