The Rant Thread

[Buddy]

Oh man! That shit's not safe for anywhere! How am I supposed to get that image out of my brain?
Lol!

Quick! To the Awww thread!

[Crow]

If any of my input was taken as fire-fanning, I'll just add that I've given my views and am officially tapping out.
I've moved on to mankini's now.

Ahh Scissorlegs on a day out with friends  .

[Ali]

If any of my input was taken as fire-fanning, I'll just add that I've given my views and am officially tapping out.
I've moved on to mankini's now.

Ahh Scissorlegs on a day out with friends  .

Hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[Siz]

If any of my input was taken as fire-fanning, I'll just add that I've given my views and am officially tapping out.
I've moved on to mankini's now.

Ahh Scissorlegs on a day out with friends  .

*Grumbles something incoherent under breath, lollops off and slams the door*

[Crow]

*Grumbles something incoherent under breath, lollops off and slams the door*

[Tank]

Far too many people at each other's throats around here lately. And if that's not rant-worthy, I don't know what is. 

It's alright for you! You haven't got a throat 

[Asmodean]

It's alright for you! You haven't got a throat 

...Which makes The Asmo one of the most zen people around in times of conflict. 

[Crow]

...Which makes The Asmo one of the most zen people around in times of conflict. 

But you can make a pretty darn good stress ball.

[Tank]

...Which makes The Asmo one of the most zen people around in times of conflict. 

But you can make a pretty darn good stress ball.

[Asmodean]

But you can make a pretty darn good stress ball.

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[Sandra Craft]

I'd like to rant about the mankinis.  Wouldn't that just be a man wearing the bottom half of an ordinary bikini, so what the point of it having to go around the shoulders?  Isn't a speedo already a mankini?  Isn't a jock strap already a less fancy string bikini?  Both those garments stay in place just fine without having to depend from something.  The mankini is completely pointless and illogical!!  Bring back the banana hammock!

[Ali]

What...um....intrigues me.....about the mankini is that it leaves the hips and sides completely bare.  All in all I would say it's a horrible look, but the bare hips do catch the eye, I think because I don't know of another men's garment that bares that region of the body.  All told though, I do prefer a man in (at least) knee length shorts.

[DeterminedJuliet]

I'd like to rant about the mankinis.  Wouldn't that just be a man wearing the bottom half of an ordinary bikini, so what the point of it having to go around the shoulders?  Isn't a speedo already a mankini?  Isn't a jock strap already a less fancy string bikini?  Both those garments stay in place just fine without having to depend from something.  The mankini is completely pointless and illogical!!  Bring back the banana hammock!

But you have to admit, the top-hats do add a certain element of class.

[Sandra Craft]

But you have to admit, the top-hats do add a certain element of class.

Yes, but they'd do that no matter what costume the men were wearing.  Altho for total awesomeness, they'd need to be wearing tricorn hats.

[Sweetdeath]

Even a man in a fit body type couldnt make that work