The Ultimate Thread Derail Game

[En_Route]

They blush easily as can be seen by their customarily red complexions.

Red is such a difficult color to wear -- I've tried for years to find a shade of red that won't make me look washed out but it's just not happening.

Try pink; it is reputed to make the boys wink.But I suspect that prescription is more to do with rhyme than reason and I am not aware of any empirical investigation which would substantiate the aphrodisiac properties of said hue. I have found though that carrying an oyster on my person does make a great impression with the ladies. Not necessarily a favourable one.

[philosoraptor]

I'm so sick of seing that Susan G. K

[Ecurb Noselrub]

Susan G. K

And what's with this "race for the cure" on Susan G. K.?  Aren't all races for cures?  Is this a racist organization?

[Sandra Craft]

The Cure will be headlining a series of major European music festivals this summer.  Anyone going?

[philosoraptor]

Well that's horseshit.  The Cure is one of the few bands left on my bucket list that I haven't yet seen, and I don't live in Europe.  This current political climate though is enough to make me want to jump ship to Europe.  Somewhere with free health care and better food would be ideal.

[En_Route]

Well that's horseshit.  The Cure is one of the few bands left on my bucket list that I haven't yet seen, and I don't live in Europe.  This current political climate though is enough to make me want to jump ship to Europe.  Somewhere with free health care and better food would be ideal.

The Disease is worse than The Cure. I know that as a fact, being the lead singer and electronic banjo artiste with the little-lamented
arthouse-indie-cajun blues ensemble "The Disease". We were terrible.We were so bad we had to pay girls to be our groupies.