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I have a toad...

Started by Gawen, April 08, 2012, 01:59:47 PM

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OldGit

#15
April 09, 2012, 06:38:52 PM
Have a laugh by calling him by a name for the wrong animal.  How about 'Tiddles' or 'Rover' or 'Dobbin'?  Or there's 'Fido', Fleetwing', 'Fluffy'  ...

Tank

#16
April 09, 2012, 06:48:19 PM
Tiddles would be good!
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Ihateyoumike

#17
April 10, 2012, 03:12:28 AM
I'd name him wet sprocket.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Sweetdeath

#18
April 10, 2012, 06:11:42 AM
Name him... Grover Cleeveland. :)

Or.. Samuel F. Radson.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Gawen

#19
April 11, 2012, 03:05:49 AM
Finally!!!

Since I told you about...Norbert...he's been missing. But tonight I found him under his board.
Here are the boards he hides under:


And under the boards tonight?
Behold....


Yes, that brown blob is Norbert
The essence of the mind is not in what it thinks, but how it thinks. Faith is the surrender of our mind; of reason and our skepticism to put all our trust or faith in someone or something that has no good evidence of itself. That is a sinister thing to me. Of all the supposed virtues, faith is not.
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Sweetdeath

#20
April 11, 2012, 06:38:44 AM
Aww, what a cutie! :)
And Norbert is a great name for him.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

OldGit

#21
April 11, 2012, 09:47:06 AM
Hello, Norbert!  You look cute.

Buddy

#22
April 11, 2012, 12:44:43 PM
Aww! He's adorable!
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Siz

#23
April 11, 2012, 12:52:25 PM
Hey Git, you volunteering to stand guard against hungry Frenchmen?

Norbert's in safe hands!

Just for fun here're some interesting frog facts (most notably that Toads are, in fact, a subset of frogs):

http://www.amnh.org/exhibitions/frogs/frogfacts/

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

OldGit

#24
April 11, 2012, 02:36:22 PM
Quote from: ScissorlegsHey Git, you volunteering to stand guard against hungry Frenchmen?

Oui, mon Capitaine!
But I dunno if they eat toads, as opposed to frogs.

The Magic Pudding

#25
April 11, 2012, 02:49:28 PM
Quote from: OldGit on April 11, 2012, 02:36:22 PM
Quote from: ScissorlegsHey Git, you volunteering to stand guard against hungry Frenchmen?

Oui, mon Capitaine!
But I dunno if they eat toads, as opposed to frogs.

I hope not, that would be wasteful they are reusable.
You lick them give them a juicy insect and let 'em go.

Siz

#26
April 11, 2012, 03:28:54 PM
Quote from: OldGit on April 11, 2012, 02:36:22 PM
Quote from: ScissorlegsHey Git, you volunteering to stand guard against hungry Frenchmen?

Oui, mon Capitaine!
But I dunno if they eat toads, as opposed to frogs.

Actually, thinking about it, Git-of-Siz might make the perfect sentry... And Guardian is due for his millennium assimilation too, so he can cover you for afternoon naps!

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Buddy

#27
April 11, 2012, 03:31:34 PM
Quote from: Scissorlegs on April 11, 2012, 03:28:54 PM
Quote from: OldGit on April 11, 2012, 02:36:22 PM
Quote from: ScissorlegsHey Git, you volunteering to stand guard against hungry Frenchmen?

Oui, mon Capitaine!
But I dunno if they eat toads, as opposed to frogs.

Actually, thinking about it, Git-of-Siz might make the perfect sentry... And Guardian is due for his millennium assimilation too, so he can cover you for afternoon naps!

Plus his name is Guardian. I mean, what better job for him than to guard a toad.  ;D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

DeterminedJuliet

#28
April 12, 2012, 12:25:15 AM
Hello, little Norbie. Let's be friends.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Too Few Lions

#29
April 12, 2012, 12:58:42 PM
that's one damn cute toad Gawen, make sure you find lots of nice juicy worms and things for Norbert to eat
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