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Started by ThinkAnarchy, April 04, 2012, 05:21:33 AM

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ThinkAnarchy

April 04, 2012, 05:21:33 AM
So Arizona is thinking of passing a law saying it's a criminal offense to annoy or offend a person online. The form in the link that Anon created is hilarious.

http://rt.com/usa/news/arizona-butthurt-form-internet-158/

QuoteShould Arizona Governor Jan Brewer sign off on House Bill 2549, using the Internet "with the intent to terrify, intimidate, threaten, harass, annoy or offend a person" would be prohibited by a state-wide legislation. Arizona has already approved one of the most overzealous immigration laws in the United States, so suggesting that HB 2549 will get Governor Brewer's stamp of approval isn't that much of a stretch. Should that be the case, though, an unofficial Anonymous Twitter account has you covered.
"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.

Sweetdeath

#1
April 04, 2012, 05:36:36 AM
I can agree with laws on cyber bullying, but this is just.. I don't even know. What the heck is going on with Arizona laws lately?
They are just really losing major brownie points on intelligence.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Hector Valdez

#2
April 04, 2012, 06:08:16 AM
*gasp*  o(*O*)o, I'm offended by that remark! WAAAH!!!!

xSilverPhinx

#3
April 04, 2012, 07:03:12 AM
Now even the internet is full of erm...eggshells. ::) Watch where you step.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#4
April 04, 2012, 08:10:14 AM
Just think of those obnoxious Christians you'd be able to catch with this! Christians would have to be polite to atheists!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

ThinkAnarchy

#5
April 04, 2012, 08:39:08 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 04, 2012, 08:10:14 AM
Just think of those obnoxious Christians you'd be able to catch with this! Christians would have to be polite to atheists!
And we atheists would have to be polite to Christians. Hell, just our position of there being no god offends some Christians.  :'(

I hope nobody hear lives in AZ if this bill gets signed into law.

Sometimes it's fun to be a dick on the internet... Asmo better hope this law is never adopted where he lives.  ;D
"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.

Tank

#6
April 04, 2012, 08:40:34 AM
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on April 04, 2012, 08:39:08 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 04, 2012, 08:10:14 AM
Just think of those obnoxious Christians you'd be able to catch with this! Christians would have to be polite to atheists!
And we atheists would have to be polite to Christians. Hell, just our position of there being no god offends some Christians.  :'(

I hope nobody hear lives in AZ if this bill gets signed into law.

Sometimes it's fun to be a dick on the internet... Asmo better hope this law is never adopted where he lives.  ;D

;D ;D ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#7
April 04, 2012, 10:14:54 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 04, 2012, 08:40:34 AM
Quote from: ThinkAnarchy on April 04, 2012, 08:39:08 AM
Quote from: Tank on April 04, 2012, 08:10:14 AM
Just think of those obnoxious Christians you'd be able to catch with this! Christians would have to be polite to atheists!
And we atheists would have to be polite to Christians. Hell, just our position of there being no god offends some Christians.  :'(

I hope nobody hear lives in AZ if this bill gets signed into law.

Sometimes it's fun to be a dick on the internet... Asmo better hope this law is never adopted where he lives.  ;D

;D ;D ;D
Oh, Asmo can sting in such a way that the person will not even realise they've been stung until later. He can be rude nicely, The Asmo can. He just prefers not to.
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wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ali

#8
April 04, 2012, 02:37:04 PM
See?!?  See?!?  Arizona is fucked.  I don't know what their problem is, but they have gone batshit crazy over the last couple of years.

*Looks over her shoulder to see if Arizona is watching.  Arizona may read this comment and be offended....*

Sweetdeath

#9
April 04, 2012, 05:56:39 PM
Quote from: Ali on April 04, 2012, 02:37:04 PM
See?!?  See?!?  Arizona is fucked.  I don't know what their problem is, but they have gone batshit crazy over the last couple of years.

*Looks over her shoulder to see if Arizona is watching.  Arizona may read this comment and be offended....*

I'll protect you, Ali :D
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Hector Valdez

#10
April 04, 2012, 07:33:51 PM
Nah, nothing'll happen. I mean, it's not like arizona's prisons aren't crowded enough. So I suspect it's a devious way to raise revenue.

DeterminedJuliet

#11
April 04, 2012, 08:05:47 PM
WTF is in the drinking water in Arizona these days!

Really, it'll be illegal to annoy someone on the internet? What, exactly, is the legal definition of "annoy"?

But that butthurt form is pretty hilarious.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

ThinkAnarchy

#12
April 04, 2012, 08:18:18 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 04, 2012, 08:05:47 PM
WTF is in the drinking water in Arizona these days!

Really, it'll be illegal to annoy someone on the internet? What, exactly, is the legal definition of "annoy"?

But that butthurt form is pretty hilarious.

I'm not sure, but I have only meet 4 people from Arizona in person and two of them were bat-shit crazy. I would imagine any opinion a person expresses online will offend someone somewhere.
"He that displays too often his wife and his wallet is in danger of having both of them borrowed." -Ben Franklin

"Democracy is two wolves and a lamb voting on what to have for lunch. Liberty is a well-armed lamb contesting the vote." -credited to Franklin, but not sure.

Sweetdeath

#13
April 04, 2012, 11:31:51 PM
I have an exfriend from Arizona. She was constantly offended by everything I wrote on my livejournal and facebook. If it were up to her, i'd be serving 25 to life.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Anne D.

#14
April 05, 2012, 02:25:28 AM
Unbelievable. But the butthurt form is hilarious. Thanks for the link, TA.
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