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Started by Tank, March 14, 2012, 08:09:47 AM

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Tank

March 14, 2012, 08:09:47 AM
This make Darth Vader look positively sensible!

Breading Cats
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Guardian85

#1
March 14, 2012, 08:15:44 AM
Wow! Just when you thought shit couldn't get weirder...


Hey! Don't we have some cat owers here? Get on it, people!


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#2
March 14, 2012, 08:17:21 AM
Wholemeal, Granary or plain white toast?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

OldGit

#3
March 14, 2012, 09:58:22 AM
No, no, no!  This is terribly wrong.  You should skin 'em, egg 'em and roll in breadcrumbs before grilling.

Guardian85

#4
March 14, 2012, 10:43:40 AM
Quote from: OldGit on March 14, 2012, 09:58:22 AM
No, no, no!  This is terribly wrong.  You should skin 'em, egg 'em and roll in breadcrumbs before grilling.

Is it weird that that sounded delicious?


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

The Magic Pudding

#5
March 14, 2012, 11:57:10 AM
I'm finding it all rather toastless.

Guardian85

#6
March 14, 2012, 12:19:01 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on March 14, 2012, 11:57:10 AM
I'm finding it all rather toastless.

Bad Pun!  ;D


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

The Magic Pudding

#7
March 14, 2012, 12:47:14 PM
Quote from: Guardian85 on March 14, 2012, 12:19:01 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on March 14, 2012, 11:57:10 AM
I'm finding it all rather toastless.

Bad Pun!  ;D

Would it better if I painted a picture of kittens frolicking amidst daisies and buttercups?
It's just I find the flowers tiresome, give me felines moistened, rolled in flour and medium baked for 90 minutes.



Samuel and dear sweet Anna Maria, the children's story says they failed.  
I know they didn't, you don't get that fat through failure.

Buddy

#8
March 14, 2012, 01:12:17 PM
Oh yea, I've seen that before. They do it to rabbits too. I would do it to Vinnie, but they don't have bread big enough.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

#9
March 14, 2012, 01:40:47 PM
Look it up on youtube. They even have an example of an "inbred" cat.  ;D
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins

Ali

#10
March 14, 2012, 06:14:02 PM
People are so weird.

DeterminedJuliet

#11
March 14, 2012, 10:13:25 PM
I love the internet.

Edit: It's like a "Theatre of the absurd" play that never ends.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

xSilverPhinx

#12
March 15, 2012, 01:02:50 AM
Could this be the new planking?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Ali

#13
March 15, 2012, 07:29:05 PM
I wanted to bread my IL's cat last night, but I wasn't brave enough.  That cat is almost enough to convince me that true evil exists in the world.  *shudder*  As T once said "I want to pet her, but then her eyes got mean."  From the mouths of babes.

DeterminedJuliet

#14
March 15, 2012, 08:03:16 PM
Quote from: Ali on March 15, 2012, 07:29:05 PM
I wanted to bread my IL's cat last night, but I wasn't brave enough.  That cat is almost enough to convince me that true evil exists in the world.  *shudder*  As T once said "I want to pet her, but then her eyes got mean."  From the mouths of babes.

Smart kid, though. I've known grown adults who haven't had the sense to recognize "back-off" kitty body language.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.
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