So, how have you blasphemed today?

[Guardian85]

I'm happy to say that I blaspheme every second of every hour of every day, just by being a homosexual. It's really very fun to know that if there's a god, I'm pissing him/her/it off every day 

And I swear at least 20 times a day, sometimes with little to no sense or consistency, I just spew out a series of expletives for the hell of it because I'm mildly irritated that I spilled water on my shirt.

Good one!

[Guardian85]

Another Sunday. Hearing church bells in the distance.Sitting at work thinking about my weekend pay and overtime.
Breaking the sabbath, with a side of greed.

[Ali]

I curled up inside a bottle of red wine last night.  That's probably a sin (your body is a temple and all that.)

[Asmodean]

Sex with not a thought of marriage. Twice. Also, rubbies.

[Sandra Craft]

I just ate two apple turnovers and have no intention of exercising it off.  That takes care of both gluttony and sloth.  I also spent the morning running around doing errands, so I have definitely not been resting.

[The Magic Pudding]

I curled up inside a bottle of red wine last night.  That's probably a sin (your body is a temple and all that.)

It's probably OK if you didn't enjoy it.
People can't enjoy themselves on Earth.
Earthly fun dilutes the dream of heaven.
It's suffering now and fun and games later.
Makes marketing sense when you look at it.


I remember pointing out to a born-again all the wine drinking in the bible.  They said it wasn't alcoholic wine.  If they had coffee that probably would have been decaf.  More reasonable people suggest old time folks had the choice to drink wine and have their liver give up at about forty five or die younger from a water born disease.  I've tasted some rustic wine created by the father of a Yugoslav guy I knew.  I can't imagine anyone would enjoy drinking it.  The devotees of miserable gods should only drink awful wine.

[Asmodean]

The devotees of miserable gods should only drink awful wine.

This deserves a trip to the member quote thread.  

Asmo doesn't drink wine, so his followers can have any wine they please - he doesn't want it for himself.

[Guardian85]

The devotees of miserable gods should only drink awful wine.

This deserves a trip to the member quote thread.  

Seconded!

[philosoraptor]

More sexing not for the sake of procreation and using BC, as per usual.  Also, I mixed meat and dairy at dinner and ate shellfish and bacon as well.  Blasphemy tastes pretty damn good.

[Sweetdeath]

Sex with not a thought of marriage. Twice. Also, rubbies.

^haha
Masturbated a lot this week. I'm not sure what's up with that.
I find it funny masturbating is suppose to be a sin. Whatever.

[Willow]

Y'Idunno!
I have been to uni, and being a woman, that's probably bad.  I cover my hair out of vanity, not modesty, so that's fairly fucked up for religious peeps.  I have a teddy bear whom I treat as an idealised metaphor for my mother, which is probably idolatry. 
I don't keep track of what everyone else's made up rules are.  My ideas tend to have reasoning and stuff, so I don't have to remember a list.

[Ali]

Impure thoughts.

[Sweetdeath]

Impure thoughts.

Oh bb

[Ali]

Oh bb

[Augustus]

Well the way i see it, if Jesus truly did die for our sins then if we don't sin he died for nothing

But yeah i'm sure i read somewhere that Christians shouldn't really eat pork, so i guess bacon was created for Atheists and if there is a god then my breakfast was well worth going to hell for