So, how have you blasphemed today?

[Sweetdeath]

You guys are boring. I regularly engage in bondage sexplay and watersports. 

Dude, that's nothing.  I have sex without the express intention of procreating with my husband!  Every sperm is sacred and all that jazz, so we're both probably in big trouble.  Also, I wear clothes of more than one kind of cloth.

Hahaha.
I can't even procreate if I wanted to. Oh snap.

[Genericguy]

The most pointless blasphemous act I will be committing today will be shaving.

[Asmodean]

Woke up in the morning. For every second The Asmo is awake, another kitten cries another tear.

Didn't thank any one at all for my breakfast - I bloody well bought it and made it myself, so thanks me...

...Something.

[Crocoduck]

I had a rather provocative dream about Maria Spiropulu, or was it a fantasy? I can't remember she shows up in both so often. She was explaining String Theory to me using the tiny string bikini she was wearing as a model.  I'm not sure thats blasphemous but I did tell her she was smarter than god. 

[Gawen]

By my reckoning, 12,811 days out of 20,805 days of my life - I could have been hung, stoned, lashed, scapegoated, mobbed, burned or excommunicated, depending on which religion, time and country I lived in. Yesterday, as I do every Sunday, I did not remember the Sabbath for the 2,028'th time.

[Buddy]

I cursed thy parent for waking me up early this morning.

[Whitney]

I ate shrimp at a restaurant during sabbath...that's like a double sin.

[MariaEvri]

I tought my cousin how to use paypal, which according to the bible, it is forbidden for a woman to teach a man
I also wore synthetic clothing
i called out the devil's name a couple of times I got angry
I am also a woman which is a huge thing on its own

[Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism]

1. Cursed god name
2. Commited lust (watched Mexican donkey show)
3. Spent money without giving a crap about the poor (mainly bc I'm pretty poor myself)
4. Lied
5. Commited lust again while typing this (Saw a hot Asian girl walk by and just HAD to look
6. Got drunk (Well not yet, but I can tell it WILL be happening today or very soon
7. Commited lust a third time (Hot Asian walked by again.  She may be lost.)

[Gawen]

I ate shrimp at a restaurant during sabbath...that's like a double sin.

*laffin*

[Guardian85]

I "sin"  through lust in my heart practically every day (hour, who am I kidding...)

Would "sin" for real if I could.

[Too Few Lions]

I "sin"  through lust in my heart practically every day (hour, who am I kidding...)

Would "sin" for real if I could.

ditto, I work at a university and see far too many pretty young student girls every day. I commit 'adultery in my heart'  (Matthew 5:28) every day, but it seems wholly natural to me, and helps keep me happy!

[The Magic Pudding]

I received $1.20 interest on my investments last year and I expect $1.35 this year.
I am unrepentant, I'm not sure if this is blasphemy but I know I will be going to hell for it.

[Guardian85]

Just realised that my entire uniform is blasphemous. 
There are at least five different fabric types in the sweater alone. And don't get me started on the pants and boots!

[ZombiePhysics]

I'm happy to say that I blaspheme every second of every hour of every day, just by being a homosexual. It's really very fun to know that if there's a god, I'm pissing him/her/it off every day 

And I swear at least 20 times a day, sometimes with little to no sense or consistency, I just spew out a series of expletives for the hell of it because I'm mildly irritated that I spilled water on my shirt.