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Started by The Magic Pudding, January 20, 2012, 12:41:07 PM

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hismikeness

Replays of leg joint injuries in sports like blown knees or rolled ankles.
Pictures of broken bones sticking out of the skin.
Snakes.
When people make a two syllable word three syllables; ie, ath-a-lete.
No churches have free wifi because they don't want to compete with an invisible force that works.

When the alien invasion does indeed happen, if everyone would just go out into the streets & inexpertly play the flute, they'll just go. -@UncleDynamite

hismikeness

No churches have free wifi because they don't want to compete with an invisible force that works.

When the alien invasion does indeed happen, if everyone would just go out into the streets & inexpertly play the flute, they'll just go. -@UncleDynamite

Genericguy

I'm a cynical bastard so this list could go on forever.

- Nicolas Cage.
- Free range hippie organic health fanatics that won't hesitate to smoke and do drugs.
- misunderstood artists.
- crocks.
- tough guys.
- "Jam" music.
- myself when I was in high school.
- sitcom laugh tracks.
- sagging pants.
- reggae music, bobs cool although I'm still over it.
- bumper stickers like "guns, guts, and god".
- people that post on facebook, about occupy wall street police brutality and 99% crap, but never post about possible solutions.
- Calvin pissing on x/Calvin praying stickers. (popular in US)
- Nicolas Cage again.
- insane clown posse and followers.
- The lyrics to alice coopers feed my frankenstein.
- Kevin smith movies. (here it comes)
- websites that look like they were made in the 1990's.
- Misuse of the word ironic.
- the majority of medical marijuana activists. (not medical marijuana)



Thunder Road

i thought of more

-myself in 6-8th grade (sorry i basically copied that from the above poster)
-when a speaker or actor or some attraction draws a very small crowd, like when the mayor came to talk to students here and 4 showed up.
"Living is easy with eyes closed, misunderstanding all you see." -John Lennon, Strawberry Fields Forever

Freshman Meteorology major at Valparaiso University in Indiana and fan of exclusively classic rock.

Asmodean

Zombine in action at top speed.  :D (No, not the HL variety)
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Siz

Squeaky bicycle chains that need attention. I can't bare it... I often feel like keeping my oil with me and attacking perpetrators when I hear them to oil their chains for them.

When one sleeps on the floor one need not worry about falling out of bed - Anton LaVey

The universe is a cold, uncaring void. The key to happiness isn't a search for meaning, it's to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually you'll be dead!

Buddy

Quote from: Genericguy on January 22, 2012, 04:50:50 AM

- insane clown posse and followers.



This. There is an unholy amount of them in my town, so I have to put up with them on a daily basis.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Guardian85

This will be a short list, as the long one would be looooooooooooooooong!

- 99% of rap music and assosiated culture
-People who brainwash kids
-teenaged boys in BMW/Mercedes
-The majority of reality television
-annoying kids with oblivious parents (can actually make me snap!)
-nut shots!  :o


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Ali


Asmodean

Quote from: Ali on January 22, 2012, 03:04:07 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 22, 2012, 09:45:49 AM
Zombine in action at top speed.  :D (No, not the HL variety)

Me???? :'(

;D
No, a Zombine is a combine harvester, modified for gathering zombie brains for The Asmo's research. If that doesn't make someone cringe while puttering along in a crowd of zombies, nothing will.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ali

Quote from: Asmodean on January 22, 2012, 03:16:21 PM
Quote from: Ali on January 22, 2012, 03:04:07 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on January 22, 2012, 09:45:49 AM
Zombine in action at top speed.  :D (No, not the HL variety)

Me???? :'(

;D
No, a Zombine is a combine harvester, modified for gathering zombie brains for The Asmo's research. If that doesn't make someone cringe while puttering along in a crowd of zombies, nothing will.  :D

*Cringing*

Wessik

I have my own blog! redkarp.blogspot.com!

Brieze

Pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich *shudders*

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: Asmodean on January 22, 2012, 03:16:21 PM
No, a Zombine is a combine harvester, modified for gathering zombie brains for The Asmo's research. If that doesn't make someone cringe while puttering along in a crowd of zombies, nothing will.  :D

How does this thing adjust to a crowd of zombies of different height?

Amicale

-Chewing tinfoil. (It feels just awful in your mouth, even the bit you get off food sometimes!)
-Fingernails on a chalkboard (Hate. Hate. Gaaaah.)
-Up-close shots of violent deaths either on TV news, or in movies (as you can imagine, Final Destination 5 set me back about 3 years, ack!)
-Ripping or tearing a fingernail. Bleaugh.
-Spiders. I literally cringe.
-When you're in an auditorium, and the mic screeches loudly and unexpectedly.


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan