So, how have you blasphemed today?

[Guardian85]

I was just sitting here thinking about all the ways i would be f***ed if christian morals and laws actually were the law of the land (in other words, VERY bored!). And from that came this topic:

What blasphemous acts have you performed today?

I'll start this confession off by saying that it is Sunday, and I'm writing this while at work. Luckily no christian mobs with large stones nearby...

Anyone else?

[Ali]

Well, it's Sunday and I'm not at church, and I haven't been persecuting gays or the poor* yet today, so....


*Okay, I admit that the Bible speaks out in favor of helping the poor.  But most of the Christians that I know are conservatives, and if there's one thing conservatives can't stand, it's the poor.  Even when they themselves are poor.   ???

[Sweetdeath]

I gave a hobo $2 yesterday because I felt like it. Not out of guilt or anything "oh if I give, god will reward me " b.s.

Today I am going to sell used dvds for $$ and buy more foundation because I ran out. I only dislike Sundays because too many shops are closed or close crazy early. Bleeeh

[philosoraptor]

The day is young and ripe for sinning!

However, all I've managed to do so far is not go to church and take the Lord's name in vain.  I have an interview later today though, so I guess that counts as work?

[Sandra Craft]

Well, like everyone else, it's Sunday and I'm not in church and while I'm not working I'm definitely not resting (laundry has to be done sometime).

[Stevil]

Just like some people's Jesus Christ I am without sin.
Not having a god, I am simply incapable of it.

I do not rule over my wife, I consider her my equal.
When I see an effeminate male I do not think about what he might get up to in the bedroom, I certainly do not try to save him by telling him the errors of his bedroom ways.
Sometimes I will watch a movie just because it has Jessica Alba or Megan Fox in it. I even tell my wife how hot these girls are.
I tend to use technology daily, be it my car, a public bus, my television or a computer.
On my computer I will log into an Atheist website and try to come up with imaginative ways to tell people how silly god belief is.

I am pretty sure I break several of the Christian commandments every day. I do this without a thought, no guilt, not regret.
I wear clothes that would not be considered conservative, I do not wear a hat and I do not grow a bushy beard.
I eat food without giving thanks, well maybe some thanks if it was my wife's turn to cook.
I love pork, and beef, I eat cloven hoofed animals with milk, some of the animals I eat were not Halal tortured in any way.
I like horror movies and also enjoy movies with wizardry and (gasp) magic.
On Monday I usually go to work, even though in England and America I know that it is still Sunday.
I kiss my wife in public, I am even compelled sometimes to hold her hand.

I often talk to women other than my wife, and sometimes find myself alone with another woman and no one else there making sure we don't get up to any mischief.

But sometimes, I must admit, when I have passed motion, I do take a look, just to see if it looks anything like Jesus.

[Wessik]

You guys are boring. I regularly engage in bondage sexplay and watersports. 

[Stevil]

You guys are boring. I regularly engage in bondage sexplay and watersports. 

Jesus was into watersports, not sure about bondage sexplay, but he did seem to have a very friendly relationship with Paul.

[Tank]

You guys are boring. I regularly engage in bondage sexplay and watersports. 

Jesus was into watersports, not sure about bondage sexplay, but he did seem to have a very friendly relationship with Paul.

I thought he never met Paul?

[Stevil]

You guys are boring. I regularly engage in bondage sexplay and watersports. 

Jesus was into watersports, not sure about bondage sexplay, but he did seem to have a very friendly relationship with Paul.

I thought he never met Paul?

Was it Peter? Who was that effeminate guy in the Last Supper painting?

[Tank]

You guys are boring. I regularly engage in bondage sexplay and watersports. 

Jesus was into watersports, not sure about bondage sexplay, but he did seem to have a very friendly relationship with Paul.

I thought he never met Paul?

Was it Peter? Who was that effeminate guy in the Last Supper painting?

I have no idea 

[Sandra Craft]

You guys are boring. I regularly engage in bondage sexplay and watersports. 

Jesus was into watersports, not sure about bondage sexplay, but he did seem to have a very friendly relationship with Paul.

I thought he never met Paul?

Was it Peter? Who was that effeminate guy in the Last Supper painting?

I have no idea 

The "effeminate guy" is John, but might also be Mary Magdalene, depending on how romantic you like your bible stories.

[philosoraptor]

You guys are boring. I regularly engage in bondage sexplay and watersports. 

Dude, that's nothing.  I have sex without the express intention of procreating with my husband!  Every sperm is sacred and all that jazz, so we're both probably in big trouble.  Also, I wear clothes of more than one kind of cloth.

[Stevil]

The "effeminate guy" is John, but might also be Mary Magdalene, depending on how romantic you like your bible stories.

Either/or could be romantic depending on which way Jesus swings. I don't think that his sexual endevours were documented, well at least not within the canonised gospels. There may have been a reason why they edited out his romantic exploits.

[Thunder Road]

You guys are boring. I regularly engage in bondage sexplay and watersports. 

:O

See this is why we need a HAF Dating Site.