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Cecilie

#4605
December 27, 2011, 01:32:01 PM
Boys...

This guy and I were texting and our conversation went something like this:
Me: "Just to clarify something, you have been flirting with me?"
Him: "I have?"
Me: "Do you spoon with all your friends?"
Him: "No, but it has happened."
Me: "I see."

What is this, I don't even...
The world's what you create.

Tank

#4606
December 27, 2011, 02:05:28 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on December 27, 2011, 01:32:01 PM
Boys...

This guy and I were texting and our conversation went something like this:
Me: "Just to clarify something, you have been flirting with me?"
Him: "I have?"
Me: "Do you spoon with all your friends?"
Him: "No, but it has happened."
Me: "I see."

What is this, I don't even...
He likes you I would think. What is it you're not understanding?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#4607
December 27, 2011, 02:52:32 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on December 27, 2011, 01:32:01 PM
What is this, I don't even...
Sex. I assume it had something to do with that. Because, from what I hear, it's the first thing on most men's mind.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Recusant

#4608
December 27, 2011, 03:24:30 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on December 27, 2011, 02:36:09 AMIt is said Asmo teapots are out there still, waiting....

Excellent! The true origin of Russel's teapot(s) explained at last.
"Religion is fundamentally opposed to everything I hold in veneration — courage, clear thinking, honesty, fairness, and above all, love of the truth."
— H. L. Mencken

Mr. Deity and the Consent

DeterminedJuliet

#4609
December 27, 2011, 05:59:00 PM
Home again, home again!

And I need a nap. Also, if any of you can help it, NEVER fly Air Canada. They are horrid.

I hope everyone had a happy holiday!
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Asmodean

#4610
December 27, 2011, 06:20:10 PM
Quote from: Recusant on December 27, 2011, 03:24:30 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on December 27, 2011, 02:36:09 AMIt is said Asmo teapots are out there still, waiting....

Excellent! The true origin of Russel's teapot(s) explained at last.

Explained by invoking a deity, but hey, who cares! It has Asmos in it!  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Cecilie

#4611
December 28, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
I'm on a boat going from the most Norwegian looking place you can imagine to home. It's quite pretty.
The world's what you create.

The Magic Pudding

#4612
December 28, 2011, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on December 28, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
I'm on a boat going from the most Norwegian looking place you can imagine to home. It's quite pretty.

That's it is it?
Pretty.
You travel through landscape designed by Slarty Bartfast and we don't even get a picture, just "pretty."
I'm frowning.

Tank

#4613
December 28, 2011, 01:47:14 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on December 28, 2011, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on December 28, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
I'm on a boat going from the most Norwegian looking place you can imagine to home. It's quite pretty.

That's it is it?
Pretty.
You travel through landscape designed by Slarty Bartfast and we don't even get a picture, just "pretty."
I'm frowning.
Me too. We want pictures!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Cecilie

#4614
December 28, 2011, 02:58:43 PM
Quote from: Tank on December 28, 2011, 01:47:14 PM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on December 28, 2011, 01:43:44 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on December 28, 2011, 01:30:47 PM
I'm on a boat going from the most Norwegian looking place you can imagine to home. It's quite pretty.

That's it is it?
Pretty.
You travel through landscape designed by Slarty Bartfast and we don't even get a picture, just "pretty."
I'm frowning.
Me too. We want pictures!
I don't have a camera with me, sorry. Besides, it's getting dark now.
The world's what you create.

OldGit

#4615
December 28, 2011, 03:03:54 PM
Is it a bit like this?

Tank

#4616
December 28, 2011, 03:07:13 PM
Quote from: OldGit on December 28, 2011, 03:03:54 PM
Is it a bit like this?


It's exactly like that except it's cold and wet, with no sand or camels.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Cecilie

#4617
December 28, 2011, 03:08:58 PM
Quote from: OldGit on December 28, 2011, 03:03:54 PM
Is it a bit like this?


Pretty much the complete opposite.
The world's what you create.

xSilverPhinx

#4618
December 28, 2011, 03:10:14 PM
Quote from: OldGit on December 28, 2011, 03:03:54 PM
Is it a bit like this?



LOL

You should get out more ;)
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Asmodean

#4619
December 28, 2011, 03:12:10 PM
Quote from: Cecilie on December 28, 2011, 03:08:58 PM
Quote from: OldGit on December 28, 2011, 03:03:54 PM
Is it a bit like this?


Pretty much the complete opposite.
What, the camels marching downhill, left to right?!  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.
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