Hello my brothers

[kman]

Hey all,

My name is kman.  I am an atheist. 

I stumbled across this site while googling "are the teaparty people the same as the jesus freaks" and a great post from this site came up.

I'm not a particularly aggressive Atheist.  I just don't have a lot of respect for people who ignore science and believe in fairy tales.  One mans Easter Bunny is another mans jesus.

anyway, I look forward to checking out the site (as long as I don't get interupted by the rapture - otherwise, I'll have to go take care of the pets). 


kman

[Asmodean]

When you said "brothers", I was like "The f**k's going on here these days?!" Seem to be a lot of people calling each other siblings lately. 

Welcome to HAF!

[MrStakhanovite]

Hello kman

[Tank]

Hi kman

The forum is owned and financed by a sister 

Welcome aboard and get ready for a spanking!

Regards
Chris

[kman]

Hey, this is great!  I'm already looking forward to my spankings.

Perhaps, I should have said "Hello fellow common earth species". 

When do we get to eat babies?  I understand that is one of the things we do.

Kman

[Tank]

Hey, this is great!  I'm already looking forward to my spankings.

Perhaps, I should have said "Hello fellow common earth species". 

When do we get to eat babies?  I understand that is one of the things we do.

Kman

You get to eat babies after 1,000 posts. Do you want your fried, roasted or boiled? 

[xSilverPhinx]

Welcome!

[Asmodean]

You get to eat babies after 1,000 posts. Do you want your fried, roasted or boiled? 

Asmodean, he likes his roasted on a spit with some onions and mushrooms. 

[OldGit]

I too saw "brothers" and groaned.  Looks like I was wrong - we have an atheist with an excellent sense of humour.  Welcome, kman, join in the fun!

[Tank]

I too saw "brothers" and groaned.  Looks like I was wrong - we have an atheist with an excellent sense of humour.  Welcome, kman, join in the fun!

"brothers" does tend to make one rush for the tin foil!

[kman]

I wasn't aware of the many ways to serve up some baby! 

If it's not too much trouble, I'd like mine roasted on a spit, with a christian reduction sauce.

I wouldn't want to the gild the lily, but perhaps the baby could be force fed a King James bible first (kind of a fundamentalist foie gras).  Served with a nice cranbery sauce, quite yummy.

[Tank]

I wasn't aware of the many ways to serve up some baby! 

If it's not too much trouble, I'd like mine roasted on a spit, with a christian reduction sauce.

I wouldn't want to the gild the lily, but perhaps the baby could be force fed a King James bible first (kind of a fundamentalist foie gras).  Served with a nice cranbery sauce, quite yummy.

Actually the perfect stuffing would be apple due to its Biblical references

[Ihateyoumike]

Hey, this is great!  I'm already looking forward to my spankings.

Perhaps, I should have said "Hello fellow common earth species". 

When do we get to eat babies?  I understand that is one of the things we do.

Kman

You get to eat babies after 1,000 posts. Do you want your fried, roasted or boiled? 

Personally, I feel it should be a prerequisite for forum membership, but I live in my own little dreamworld.

Welcome kman!

[DeterminedJuliet]

I wouldn't want to the gild the lily, but perhaps the baby could be force fed a King James bible first (kind of a fundamentalist foie gras).  Served with a nice cranbery sauce, quite yummy.

Fundamentalist foie gras has a nice ring to it!

[The Magic Pudding]

Oh good it's back to baby cuisine.

Like others I was worried it was going to be another "don't tell me what science is, you no imam, you listen, I tell you truth now" thread.

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