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Started by Melmoth, August 24, 2011, 12:01:05 AM

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Guardian85

#15
August 24, 2011, 04:12:51 PM
"Well, this should be interresting..."


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Tank

#16
August 24, 2011, 05:11:07 PM
"Mind the face, it's an open casket funeral!"
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#17
August 24, 2011, 05:13:19 PM
While pointing at the chap in charge of the fireing squad.

"I'll pay each of you a million dollars if you shoot him on the count of 3; 1... 2... 3!"
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#18
August 25, 2011, 03:27:35 AM
"This isn't how it's suppossed to work out, I wasn't supposed to have gotten caught!"

"Surely those can't be real bullets..."
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Sweetdeath

#19
August 25, 2011, 04:59:53 AM
"Otacoooon!"
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

xSilverPhinx

#20
August 25, 2011, 03:14:48 PM
"Hmm...nope, theistic versions of god seem just as incredible now as they did for my entire life. The cowardly argument that theists put forward that atheists are only atheists until the moment before they die doesn't say much about atheists..."

Truth is I would probably feel compelled to do something weird like bleat one or two times before I died.

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Gawen

#21
August 26, 2011, 02:45:35 AM
I kinda like this:

Is everybody happy? I want everybody to be happy. I know I'm happy.
~~ Ethel Barrymore, actress, d. June 18, 1959
The essence of the mind is not in what it thinks, but how it thinks. Faith is the surrender of our mind; of reason and our skepticism to put all our trust or faith in someone or something that has no good evidence of itself. That is a sinister thing to me. Of all the supposed virtues, faith is not.
"When you fall, I will be there" - Floor

OldGit

#22
August 26, 2011, 09:47:35 AM
Don't shoot!

Tank

#23
August 26, 2011, 11:17:02 AM
Quote from: OldGit on August 26, 2011, 09:47:35 AM
Don't shoot!
lol. To the point, but unlikly to have any effect!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#24
August 26, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
"Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime doll!"

(shot while for singing?)

AnimatedDirt

#25
August 26, 2011, 06:48:57 PM
Quote from: joeactor on August 26, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
"Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime doll!"

(shot while for singing?)

My idea came from the above.

I'd ask if I could sing a song first, then I'd begin singing The Song That Never Ends.

Lamb Chop version...the one I grew up hearing.  :)

Davin

#26
August 26, 2011, 06:50:05 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on August 26, 2011, 06:48:57 PM
Quote from: joeactor on August 26, 2011, 06:09:34 PM
"Hello my baby! Hello my honey! Hello my ragtime doll!"

(shot while for singing?)

My idea came from the above.

I'd ask if I could sing a song first, then I'd begin singing The Song That Never Ends.

Lamb Chop version...the one I grew up hearing.  :)
Haha, though after a few verses, they might just shoot one from annoyance.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

AnimatedDirt

#27
August 26, 2011, 06:51:46 PM
Quote from: Davin on August 26, 2011, 06:50:05 PM
Haha, though after a few verses, they might just shoot one from annoyance.

Eh...it's worth a shot (ha!) given the scenario.  

Davin

#28
August 26, 2011, 07:10:12 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on August 26, 2011, 06:51:46 PM
Quote from: Davin on August 26, 2011, 06:50:05 PM
Haha, though after a few verses, they might just shoot one from annoyance.

Eh...it's worth a shot (ha!) given the scenario.  
I might do it just to annoy them.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

Ihateyoumike

#29
August 26, 2011, 08:33:28 PM
Quote from: AnimatedDirt on August 26, 2011, 06:51:46 PM
Quote from: Davin on August 26, 2011, 06:50:05 PM
Haha, though after a few verses, they might just shoot one from annoyance.

Eh...it's worth a shot (ha!) given the scenario.  

I kinda want to shoot you now that I'll probably have that damn song stuck in my head all day.  ;D
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.
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