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Commit Jesus-scide!

Started by Inspectorcritic, July 08, 2011, 08:43:38 PM

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Whitney

Please read the forum rules. 

I'm not inclined to call this a "serious" topic but it definitely is not suited for the Getting to know you area.  It is also against our civility rule to tell Christians to go kill themselves even if it is some sort of dark humor that I'm not getting.

Gawen

I am wondering why he isn't one of the 1300 that have already done it.
The essence of the mind is not in what it thinks, but how it thinks. Faith is the surrender of our mind; of reason and our skepticism to put all our trust or faith in someone or something that has no good evidence of itself. That is a sinister thing to me. Of all the supposed virtues, faith is not.
"When you fall, I will be there" - Floor

Asmodean

Quote from: Inspectorcritic on July 09, 2011, 08:51:17 PMWe were born a sin and we are trespassing.
If ever I use that line, it will be followed by "So I'll be taking your wallet now. And your TV and your daughter, thank you very much"
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Sophus

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on July 09, 2011, 03:21:06 PM
I'm seeing Mabus comparisons but this is a parody isn't it?
An atheist ridiculing religion, not well and with a disregard for the reader but maybe this is part of the effect?
Anyway I'm pretty sure this is not the creation of a Christian.

I'm betting you're right. Poe's Law is fun though, isn't it? We could turn this into a gameshow.
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

Davin

Quote from: Inspectorcritic on July 09, 2011, 08:51:17 PMWhen I was a young boy I was dupe into a trip to Hawaii. Once the airliner landed on the island Hawaiians came aboard with pineapple knives slashing every one to death.
And yet though you died when they killed everyone, you became undead so that you could continue on to post ramblings that even my spam box has become envious of. And my spam box is not normally the envious type.
Always question all authorities because the authority you don't question is the most dangerous... except me, never question me.

wildfire_emissary

I thought somebody had Jesus' side pierced?
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire