What's on your mind today?

[Whitney]

what would be a one-liner "comeback" to a friend who says she doesn;t believe evolution?

I generally look at them like they just told me they believe the moon is made of cheese.

[MariaEvri]

good one
but I am honestly getting more and more disappointed at my friends as time goes by

[Tank]

lol good one
but I am honestly getting more and more disappointed at my friends as time goes by

Buy them "Why Evolution is True" by Jerry Coyne
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Why-Evolution-T ... 0199230846

Aimed at the 'un-believer' but a lot less patronising and polemical than Dawkin's The greatest Show on Earth.

[MariaEvri]

lol good one
but I am honestly getting more and more disappointed at my friends as time goes by

Buy them "Why Evolution is True" by Jerry Coyne
http://www.amazon.co.uk/Why-Evolution-T ... 0199230846

Aimed at the 'un-believer' but a lot less patronising and polemical than Dawkin's The greatest Show on Earth.

Hey I already have that! (not read yet though)
If I can find it in greek for her it would be nice, although I really doubt she'll read it

[fester30]

Medical science rules!  They took my gall bladder out yesterday, making just three little holes, and I'm already home today!  Everybody was praying for me, which I don't mind unless I need actual help from them, then I ask for actual help.  There was one atheist nurse there, so that was nice that there was someone to talk to me about the cold, hard, facts instead of the mythical.

[Tank]

Medical science rules!  They took my gall bladder out yesterday, making just three little holes, and I'm already home today!  Everybody was praying for me, which I don't mind unless I need actual help from them, then I ask for actual help.  There was one atheist nurse there, so that was nice that there was someone to talk to me about the cold, hard, facts instead of the mythical.

Wow! That used to be a big operation.

[The Magic Pudding]

Medical science rules!  They took my gall bladder out yesterday, making just three little holes, and I'm already home today!  Everybody was praying for me, which I don't mind unless I need actual help from them, then I ask for actual help.  There was one atheist nurse there, so that was nice that there was someone to talk to me about the cold, hard, facts instead of the mythical.

I won't ask, no I wont, ahh I'll hide it in one of these things.

[spoiler:1k3y66h0]Had it begun to fester?[/spoiler:1k3y66h0]

[fester30]

Medical science rules!  They took my gall bladder out yesterday, making just three little holes, and I'm already home today!  Everybody was praying for me, which I don't mind unless I need actual help from them, then I ask for actual help.  There was one atheist nurse there, so that was nice that there was someone to talk to me about the cold, hard, facts instead of the mythical.

I won't ask, no I wont, ahh I'll hide it in one of these things.

Had it begun to fester?

EPIC WIN!!!!!   100 internets to you

[Tank]

Medical science rules!  They took my gall bladder out yesterday, making just three little holes, and I'm already home today!  Everybody was praying for me, which I don't mind unless I need actual help from them, then I ask for actual help.  There was one atheist nurse there, so that was nice that there was someone to talk to me about the cold, hard, facts instead of the mythical.

I won't ask, no I wont, ahh I'll hide it in one of these things.

Had it begun to fester?

EPIC WIN!!!!!   100 internets to you

don't encourage him!

[Cecilie]

Chocolate.

[fester30]

Oxycodone.

[Davin]

Disgustipated... "...the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day..."

[Asmodean]

Last autumn, I wrote a massive poem about autumn and my personal relationships... Death and beauty, in other words. Can't seem to get it out of my head today for some reason. And the thing is over thirty bloody verses long...   Here, have one:

 ****
The last rays of sun set the clouds ablaze with myriad colors
A golden leaf releases its fragile hold
Once we looked to the sun, like the long wilted flowers
Now we drift, just like leaves, to be drowned in the sea of gold
****

[fester30]

Disgustipated... "...the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day..."

Animals have defense mechanisms, whether that is teeth or claws or camouflage or even just the ability to run, swim, or fly from predators, yet they have a human voice, PETA, to stand up for their rights.

I say we at HAF should lend our voice to those who do not have one of their own.  We should fight for those who cannot stand up and fight for themselves.  We should fight for the rights of vegetables!  Little Johnny Cabbage just sits there waiting helplessly to be plucked by the V8-thirsty masses.  You should see the despicable, torturous process by which carrot juice is extracted from a carrot!  You'd never eat a salad again if you only knew!  I'd rather go naked than wear cotton!

[Asmodean]

I say we at HAF should lend our voice to those who do not have one of their own.  We should fight for those who cannot stand up and fight for themselves.  We should fight for the rights of vegetables!  Little Johnny Cabbage just sits there waiting helplessly to be plucked by the V8-thirsty masses.  You should see the despicable, torturous process by which carrot juice is extracted from a carrot!  You'd never eat a salad again if you only knew!  I'd rather go naked than wear cotton!

The list of people around here I wouldn't mind doing is getting longer   )