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Started by Amicale, April 01, 2012, 06:14:59 AM

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Asmodean

Ah, yes! The Swarm is many tiny Asmos, and yet The Asmo is The Swarm. It's impossible to explain using the three dimensions of space a human can percieve.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ali

"Ass hat" is another excellent mental picture.

Asmodean

Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM
"Ass hat" is another excellent mental picture.
Because Asmos are all above the neck, it's "ass-head", really.  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Guardian85

Quote from: Asmodean on April 03, 2012, 03:37:54 PM
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM
"Ass hat" is another excellent mental picture.
Because Asmos are all above the neck, it's "ass-head", really.  ???
I stand corrected.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Amicale

Quote from: Asmodean on April 03, 2012, 03:37:54 PM
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM
"Ass hat" is another excellent mental picture.
Because Asmos are all above the neck, it's "ass-head", really.  ???

I know a couple people (off HAF) for whom that would fit, as when they speak out of their mouth or their ass, the result's the same.  ;D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Ali

Quote from: Asmodean on April 03, 2012, 03:37:54 PM
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM
"Ass hat" is another excellent mental picture.
Because Asmos are all above the neck, it's "ass-head", really.  ???

I was picturing wearing Asmo on my head.  As a hat.  Rump first.   ;D

Amicale

Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 05:54:59 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 03, 2012, 03:37:54 PM
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM
"Ass hat" is another excellent mental picture.
Because Asmos are all above the neck, it's "ass-head", really.  ???

I was picturing wearing Asmo on my head.  As a hat.  Rump first.   ;D

:o :o :o

Man... talk about needing a hair wash...


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Guardian85

Quote from: Amicale on April 02, 2012, 06:07:20 PM
Quote from: Ali on April 02, 2012, 06:02:45 PM
LOL!!!  I'm so freaking gullible.  I just got done responding to the thread about April Fools Day, and I still didn't catch on.  I was like "Whaaaaaaaa?  Whaaaaaaa?"  LOL  You got me good, Amicale.  Now pass the virgins, please.

ROFL!

;D

Ooooh man I had too much fun with April 1 this year... and Ali, you, Asmo and I will have to share the virgins.  :D
Muslim terrorcat for you.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Asmodean

Quote from: Amicale on April 03, 2012, 06:01:41 PM
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 05:54:59 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 03, 2012, 03:37:54 PM
Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM
"Ass hat" is another excellent mental picture.
Because Asmos are all above the neck, it's "ass-head", really.  ???

I was picturing wearing Asmo on my head.  As a hat.  Rump first.   ;D

:o :o :o

Man... talk about needing a hair wash...
Asmos, they only have a couple of tiny eyebrows. Is nice - only need to wipe with damp cloth, and all is squeaky-clean.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Sandra Craft

Quote from: Ali on April 03, 2012, 02:51:07 PM
"Ass hat" is another excellent mental picture.

Somehow the idea of an Asmo asshat is even more alarming than Asmo, either as a big lump of clay or otherwise, falling thru the ceiling while in a bathtub.
Sandy

  

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