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Started by Tank, March 13, 2012, 02:20:18 PM

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Tank

March 13, 2012, 02:20:18 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

philosoraptor

#1
March 13, 2012, 02:25:26 PM
On the contrary, I don't think anyone HAD to do it.  Who comes up with this stuff, anyway?

Is this what you do in the afternoon, instead of tea and crumpets with the civilized, non-heathens Tank?  ;)
"Come ride with me through the veins of history,
I'll show you how god falls asleep on the job.
And how can we win when fools can be kings?
Don't waste your time or time will waste you."
-Muse

Tank

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March 13, 2012, 02:29:33 PM
Quote from: philosoraptor on March 13, 2012, 02:25:26 PM
On the contrary, I don't think anyone HAD to do it.  Who comes up with this stuff, anyway?

Is this what you do in the afternoon, instead of tea and crumpets with the civilized, non-heathens Tank?  ;)

You'd be surprised what uncivilised things I get up to  ;D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

#3
March 13, 2012, 02:52:15 PM
Quote from: philosoraptor on March 13, 2012, 02:25:26 PM
On the contrary, I don't think anyone HAD to do it.  Who comes up with this stuff, anyway?

Is this what you do in the afternoon, instead of tea and crumpets with the civilized, non-heathens Tank?  ;)
If you put 100 monkeys in a room for 100 years with bagpipes, a unicycle, and a Darth Vader suit you would get the same result.
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins

Guardian85

#4
March 13, 2012, 03:55:11 PM
Just when you think you have heard it all...  :-\


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Too Few Lions

#5
March 13, 2012, 04:37:25 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 13, 2012, 02:20:18 PM
Well somebody had to do it!  ;D
please tell me it's you under that mask Tank!

xSilverPhinx

#6
March 13, 2012, 04:47:33 PM
Quote from: Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism on March 13, 2012, 02:52:15 PM
Quote from: philosoraptor on March 13, 2012, 02:25:26 PM
On the contrary, I don't think anyone HAD to do it.  Who comes up with this stuff, anyway?

Is this what you do in the afternoon, instead of tea and crumpets with the civilized, non-heathens Tank?  ;)
If you put 100 monkeys in a room for 100 years with bagpipes, a unicycle, and a Darth Vader suit you would get the same result.

If the infinite multiverse theory is true, then somewhere, sometime you would have to get this result.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Asmodean

#7
March 13, 2012, 07:01:54 PM
Somebody was going for the "And I bet nobody in the whole WORLD did THAT before" gloating rights?
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wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

history_geek

#8
March 13, 2012, 07:09:18 PM
....the Dark Lord of the Siths is now the Lord of the Lochs? ???

And isn't it a law of nature that everything imaginable has to be done at some point, no matter how...surreal? ;D
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"Any sufficiently advanced alien is indistinguishable from a god."
Pierre-Simon, marquis de Laplace:
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Tank

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March 13, 2012, 07:09:37 PM
Quote from: Too Few Lions on March 13, 2012, 04:37:25 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 13, 2012, 02:20:18 PM
Well somebody had to do it!  ;D
please tell me it's you under that mask Tank!
I wish it was, but unfortunately it isn't
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#10
March 13, 2012, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on March 13, 2012, 07:01:54 PM
Somebody was going for the "And I bet nobody in the whole WORLD did THAT before" gloating rights?
Definitely. How could you top this? Darth Vader in a mankini riding a zebra playing a violin?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

DeterminedJuliet

#11
March 13, 2012, 07:19:13 PM
I love the internet.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Buddy

#12
March 13, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 13, 2012, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on March 13, 2012, 07:01:54 PM
Somebody was going for the "And I bet nobody in the whole WORLD did THAT before" gloating rights?
Definitely. How could you top this? Darth Vader in a mankini riding a zebra playing a violin?


I'm sure that can be arranged.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Tank

#13
March 13, 2012, 07:22:11 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 13, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 13, 2012, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on March 13, 2012, 07:01:54 PM
Somebody was going for the "And I bet nobody in the whole WORLD did THAT before" gloating rights?
Definitely. How could you top this? Darth Vader in a mankini riding a zebra playing a violin?


I'm sure that can be arranged.
Do you think Vinny would mind being painted?
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Buddy

#14
March 13, 2012, 07:24:58 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 13, 2012, 07:22:11 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on March 13, 2012, 07:20:45 PM
Quote from: Tank on March 13, 2012, 07:12:38 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on March 13, 2012, 07:01:54 PM
Somebody was going for the "And I bet nobody in the whole WORLD did THAT before" gloating rights?
Definitely. How could you top this? Darth Vader in a mankini riding a zebra playing a violin?


I'm sure that can be arranged.
Do you think Vinny would mind being painted?

Probably not. I dressed him in a full body pink sheet and strapped a pig snout on him for a show once.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.
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