Reverend Jeremiah's Pastoral Office

[Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism]

Are you a shut in or something?  How can you live without socks?  What do you wear between your shoes and your feet?!? 

Welcome! I believe the question is, why would clay even need socks in the first place?  ???

[Asmodean]

Hmm... Antidisestablishmentarianism is too long for the user info panel  ???

[Amicale]

Hmm... Antidisestablishmentarianism is too long for the user info panel  ???

Yeah, it gets cut off in threads but when you're looking at the list of threads on one of the main boards you can see the whole thing.

[Asmodean]

Hmm... Antidisestablishmentarianism is too long for the user info panel  ???

Yeah, it gets cut off in threads but when you're looking at the list of threads on one of the main boards you can see the whole thing.

The Asmo finds the cutoff displeasing. 

[Amicale]

Hmm... Antidisestablishmentarianism is too long for the user info panel  ???

Yeah, it gets cut off in threads but when you're looking at the list of threads on one of the main boards you can see the whole thing.

The Asmo finds the cutoff displeasing. 

The Amicale hopes the name change is temporary, as she much preferred Robert, but she realizes she has no say in it. 

[Guardian85]

If I have to stop and draw breath to pronounce the name, it is too long.

[Asmodean]

If I have to stop and draw breath to pronounce the name, it is too long.

Wait, really?  ???

Of the two of us, I'm the one who smokes, and I can say antidisestablishemntarianism on a single breath. 

[The Magic Pudding]

If I have to stop and draw breath to pronounce the name, it is too long.

Wait, really?  ???

Of the two of us, I'm the one who smokes, and I can say antidisestablishemntarianism on a single breath.  

But it's anti-antidisestablishemntarianism, disestablishemntarianism would seem more concise or disestablishemntarianist.
But then again maybe not, I might not support what the anti are against, but if they are being dicks about it I may be an anti-anti.

[The Magic Pudding]

I have consulted some pelican droppings on my car wind shield, it incontrovertibly tells me god and the Rev requireth us to join in song.  There was a postscript which was a bit blurry, I think it said don't eat pumpkin on Wednesdays.

O Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill us or toast your flock,
Don't put us on a barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise us or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.

[Amicale]

I have consulted some pelican droppings on my car wind shield, it incontrovertibly tells me god and the Rev requireth us to join in song.  There was a postscript which was a bit blurry, I think it said don't eat pumpkin on Wednesdays.

O Lord, please don't burn us,
Don't grill us or toast your flock,
Don't put us on a barbecue,
Or simmer us in stock,
Don't braise us or bake or boil us,
Or stir-fry us in a wok.
Oh please don't lightly poach us,
Or baste us with hot fat,
Don't fricassee or roast us,
Or boil us in a vat,
And please don't stick thy servants, Lord,
In a Rotissomat.

Oh do I ever love those guys... If Spamalot ever came back to a local theater, I'd go no matter what.

[Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism]

If I have to stop and draw breath to pronounce the name, it is too long.

Wait, really?  ???

Of the two of us, I'm the one who smokes, and I can say antidisestablishemntarianism on a single breath. 

Well then it if you can say it in one breath then it can't be too long 

[Dobermonster]

You've inspired me to change my username to Floccinaucinihilipilification. For brevity, you may call me Flocci. Sounds almost cuddly, doesn't it?

[Buddy]

You've inspired me to change my username to Floccinaucinihilipilification. For brevity, you may call me Flocci. Sounds almost cuddly, doesn't it?

Eh, I like Dobermonster better.

[Guardian85]

You've inspired me to change my username to Floccinaucinihilipilification. For brevity, you may call me Flocci. Sounds almost cuddly, doesn't it?

Don't even think about it!

[Amicale]

You've inspired me to change my username to Floccinaucinihilipilification. For brevity, you may call me Flocci. Sounds almost cuddly, doesn't it?

I don't even think I can say that out loud. Is is Flocci-nauc-inhili-pili-fication? Like, flawcy nauce inhilly pilly fication? LOL  If I tried that out loud 5 times fast, someone would hand me a kleenex and a bottle of cold&flu pills, they'd think I was coughing/sneezing.