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Started by The Magic Pudding, January 20, 2012, 12:41:07 PM

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Ali

This doesn't freak me out, but it might make some of you cringe which makes it relevent to the thread.  On the subject of messed up joints, both of my elbows are "double jointed" which means that I can hyper extend them.  It freaks people out.

Asmodean

Ooh! Ooh! Your rank in The Gray Empire is rising!  :D

Asmo approves of double joints and other uh... Mutations.  :D
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Ali

#92
Yes!  *Reaches to low five Asmo with an especially hyperextended arm, just to show off*

Anti-antidisestablishmentarianism

Somebody told me once that I was double jointed at the hip because I can do both splits naturally without much difficulty.  Is that true?  And has anyone seen a near giant do the splits? kind of freaks people out, but I love freaking people out  ;)
"All murderers are punished unless they kill in large numbers and to the sound of trumpets." -Voltaire
"By all means let's be open-minded, but not so open-minded that our brains drop out". Richard Dawkins

Guardian85

The feeling of having a screw removed from your leg while you are awake to feel it being unscrewed.
Weirdest feeling ever!


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Sweetdeath

Quote from: Ali on May 01, 2012, 07:42:23 PM
Yes!  *Reaches to low five Asmo with an especially hyperextended arm, just to show off*

I dont have double joints, but my arms are extremely long. My gf is almost 5'7" (i'm 5'4") and my reach is almost three inches further than hers. :\
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

The Magic Pudding

Shins, banged shins ewwwww.
I think my shins are pitted and dented but I don't like to check.

I'm doing an advanced Pratchett Egor recycle surgery class.
I think I could make someone interesting with the parts available here.
Giants, elasto arms, scissor legs, survivalist brains, so many possibilities.

xSilverPhinx

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 02, 2012, 01:49:35 AM
Shins, banged shins ewwwww.
I think my shins are pitted and dented but I don't like to check.

I'm doing an advanced Pratchett Egor recycle surgery class.
I think I could make someone interesting with the parts available here.
Giants, elasto arms, scissor legs, survivalist brains, so many possibilities.

Just as long as you don't forget the fashionable hat...

;D

Wouldn't be a Pudding creation without one, now would it?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


Buddy

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 02, 2012, 02:31:21 AM
Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 02, 2012, 01:49:35 AM
Shins, banged shins ewwwww.
I think my shins are pitted and dented but I don't like to check.

I'm doing an advanced Pratchett Egor recycle surgery class.
I think I could make someone interesting with the parts available here.
Giants, elasto arms, scissor legs, survivalist brains, so many possibilities.

Just as long as you don't forget the fashionable hat...

;D

Wouldn't be a Pudding creation without one, now would it?

Don't forget the fricken' laser beams on their fricken' heads.  ;D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

The Magic Pudding

#99
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 02, 2012, 02:31:21 AM

Just as long as you don't forget the fashionable hat...

;D

Wouldn't be a Pudding creation without one, now would it?

Right you are, as usual.
Yet more possibilities.




xSilverPhinx

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 02, 2012, 03:22:59 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 02, 2012, 02:31:21 AM

Just as long as you don't forget the fashionable hat...

;D

Wouldn't be a Pudding creation without one, now would it?

Right you are, as usual.
Yet more possibilities.





That's...not exactly what I had in mind...  :-\ (rather disturbing in fact)

maybe something that won't endanger your life while walking amongst PETA worshipers?
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


DeterminedJuliet

I think the first one is rather dignified.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 02, 2012, 03:51:35 AM
That's...not exactly what I had in mind...  :-\ (rather disturbing in fact)

maybe something that won't endanger your life while walking amongst PETA worshipers?

I'm not scared of their dogma, I'll challenge them with the reuse/recycle/reduce ethos.


xSilverPhinx

Quote from: The Magic Pudding on May 02, 2012, 04:05:15 AM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on May 02, 2012, 03:51:35 AM
That's...not exactly what I had in mind...  :-\ (rather disturbing in fact)

maybe something that won't endanger your life while walking amongst PETA worshipers?

I'm not scared of their dogma, I'll challenge them with the reuse/recycle/reduce ethos.



Wolfma, more like ;D

Mind you, I grew up around my father's hunted heads, but there's just something about those (real) hats which make me cringe.  :(
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey


OldGit

  It makes me cringe that Obama is copying Pudding.