quote yourself

[shoruke]

Ever said something really deep, and then thought to yourself, "Self, remember you said that, 'cause that was AWESOME!"? Put it here! Also, if there was ever a place to compare signatures, this was it.

"I may be heading for hell, but if I end up there, I can live for eternity knowing I lived my life with the most logical belief system I could create. Can you do that from heaven?" -Shoruke

"I feel a sin coming on. It's probably sloth, just like the last dozen, but meh."
-Shoruke

"If the stuff from star wars happened a long time ago in a galaxy far, far away, then shouldn't we be able to see it all happening now?"
-me in physics class

"Some poor bugger needs this money more than I do. Now, the trick is to convince myself to give it to them if I find them."
Thomas Wetzel

"If life was fair, we'd hear more of the stories about people who worked their butts off their entire life and got nowhere."
-Shoruke


Well there you go folks, my two cents. Maybe I'll do more when I'm better rested. Oh, try visiting bash.org sometime... it's a site of IRC chat quotes, people record them and the funniest ones get put on that site.

[Steve Reason]

I'll make some up, since at my age I can't recall what I said two minutes ago.

"Give me rum."

"Fuck religion."

"A world without music is not a world I'd care to live in."

"If we could free our minds from religion and superstition--there would be no limit to what we could accomplish."

"Ignorance isn't only the domain of the religious, but they are certainly the pillars of it."
 
And the quote that I think I want on my tombstone: "Well that was fun."

[SteveS]

Quoting yourself, eh?

"I often quote myself. It adds spice to my conversation."

"The way Bernard Shaw believes in himself is very refreshing in these atheistic days when so many people believe in no God at all.”

:wink:

[Tom62]

"Early to bed, early to rise; ruins a men's social life"

[Will]

"If you're smart and you don't know it, you should be president. If you're dumb and think you're smart, you are president."

"DUDE, RELAX. Have some dip."

My various responses to the question: "what do you do for a living?"
"I write the screenplays for hentai."
"I design garbage trucks."
"I sell toenail clippers door to door."
"I'm a lobbyist for big oil."
"I test urinal cakes for crash safety."
"I was that one that said, 'Welcome, you've got mail.'"
"Pastafarian Reverend. Have you read the good cookbook?"
"I'm a designer for Saab."
"I'm a stylist, sailor!"

"Just because something is inexplicted doesn't mean it's inexplicable."

[donkeyhoty]

Willravel, you should add:  "I work for BASF.  I don't make a lot of the things you buy.  I make a lot of the things you buy better."

[weirdframer]

"Bad breath is better than no breath"
 "to be embarassed is better than no ass at all"

[Girl Dancing In Orbit]

"If that is your God, then the Devil as really fooled you !"
-To my catholic mom.

"I'm not innocent, I'm French !"
-To someone that thought I didn't understand because I was candid.

"I don't care if that's what lesbians do, get that strap-on out of my face !"
-To one of my girlfriends.

"I'm a nerd, although a very cool nerd that knows how to dress."
-Don't remember when I said that.

[Asmodean Prime]

God Bless...
Yeah Whatever!!!

[tacoma_kyle]

Ever said something really deep, and then thought to yourself, "Self, remember you said that, 'cause that was AWESOME!"?

Ahaha that just made my day! One of my favorite lines...'thats deep' Sometimes I may add some dumb shit like 'I could feel that in my liver.'



I dont remember any quotes, usually I just say dumb jokin/sarcastic/prank like stuff that I kinda remember. Nothin like quotes though.

Everyone once in a while someone else makes a mistake at work (minor-dumb one) I will just take the blame for the hell of it. Everyone gets a laugh even though it wasn't me and I laugh about the fact that it wasn't in fact. heh I still leave it at that and don't say anymore.

Whenever I am aggressively confronted and the situation is right I like to just say 'Oh.' The aggressor hold a look like WTF??? And sits there dumbfounded. Uncommon as well--but great.



Oh actually I do remember one I use often enough as a joke...'So...hows it feel?'

[Mister Joy]

Whenever I am aggressively confronted and the situation is right I like to just say 'Oh.' The aggressor hold a look like WTF??? And sits there dumbfounded. Uncommon as well--but great.

'Oh' is a trusty one, yeah. Sweet and simple remedy for those naturally confrontational types. :shock: (what's society coming too??) my cousins are mixed race & my grandparents decided to support their children rather than disown them entirely. This year, I convinced her that I have a middle-aged Jamaican boyfriend who's a practising Buddhist and big into cross-dressing and bondage. I was seeing if I could provoke her into delivering another epic, backwards and entertainingly absurd lecture on the value of social etiquette and the wheres, whens and why fors of adhering to it.

[tacoma_kyle]

Hah! Thats great!

[Ezequiel Medvietzky]

These are some random quotes I remember I said:

"May Lenin bless your soul"

"you fascist wonderful pig!"

"יא בן זונה מניאק תמות!"

"If god is all mighty then why does he bother to do anything?, there's no challenge at all..."

"SAVE THE WHALES!! JOIN THE JUSTIN TIMBERLAKE FAN CLUB!!!!"

"I'm a communist and there's nothing you can do about it"

Now now don't hate me for my communism (I'm talking to you Americans) I don't want to start arguing until I get banned from this forum... please don't...

[tacoma_kyle]

Oh I do say 'blow it out your ass' often enough...About as deep as a goats teeth go into meet. Yep...

Lately I have been thinkin a little of makin a website---just for the hell of it. Have all my car/truck crap as well as whatever is on my mind.

blitoutyourass.com was taken by some porn site; imagine that. But blow-it-out-you-ass.com didnt. I dont know all that html stuff really at all, so I dont knowif the ' - ' are usable.

[MikeyV]

Often, I run errands during lunch, or I stop by the store on my way home from work. I'm in the Army, so I'm in uniform while doing these chores.

I get quite a few "God bless you"s from people, so my usual reply is "I'll take that as a simple thank you, as 'God bless you' is meaningless to me. You see, contrary to popular belief, there ARE atheists in foxholes."

Although I didn't make this one up, I use it quite a bit as well. When someone engages me in religious discussion, I ask "Before we get started, I want to make sure I have your beliefs straight. You believe that God sent himself to earth to sacrifice himself to himself so he could forgive us for the way he made us, right?"