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Best way to quietly, but effectively destroy an xbox360.

Started by Sweetdeath, December 03, 2011, 05:15:13 PM

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Guardian85

Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 03, 2011, 10:38:33 PM
Take all of his games, take them to the game store, exchange them for the most girly games there. Preferably My Little Pony and Strawberry Shortcake  ;D

As an avid gamer I have to say:

THATS EVIL!!!


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

not your typical...

Letting it go for a swim in the bathtub, opening it and taking out a few important parts, selling his favorite games then scratching the others, putting a game under a mat or under his chair and making sure he hears it when it breaks just like you hear him every night, erase all of the data on it, making it completely inoperable.... The list goes on and on. (Things I've done before as revenge in the ultimate pranking war.)
"Accepting the truth and keeping faith is a strong thing to do. Mixing the two however, is the dumbest thing you've ever attempted." - Radical Ostriches Bringing Eternal Requiem Tonight
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Melmoth

If he's an online gamer and you're on the same connection, you could always change the router password. You might even be able to ban that device, I'm not sure. Not very tech-savvy.
"That life has no meaning is a reason to live - moreover, the only one." - Emil Cioran.

Godless

Or you could just not be so quiet about it and take a sledgehammer and smash the shit out of it. When he comes to you pissed off just tell him it was his fault for not turning down the volume or using headphones at night.

Tank

Quote from: Godless on December 07, 2011, 12:06:20 AM
Or you could just not be so quiet about it and take a sledgehammer and smash the shit out of it. When he comes to you pissed off just tell him it was his fault for not turning down the volume or using headphones at night.
This is good! He won't argue with you again.

You could buy a cattle prod and each time he wakes you up (or stops you going to sleep) you just walk in, zap his belly, and walk out again.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
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Sweetdeath

Quote from: Tank on December 07, 2011, 09:04:49 AM
Quote from: Godless on December 07, 2011, 12:06:20 AM
Or you could just not be so quiet about it and take a sledgehammer and smash the shit out of it. When he comes to you pissed off just tell him it was his fault for not turning down the volume or using headphones at night.
This is good! He won't argue with you again.

You could buy a cattle prod and each time he wakes you up (or stops you going to sleep) you just walk in, zap his belly, and walk out again.
Hah, I enjoy both of these ideas thorughly.
It would be even funnier if I created a slot in the wall, where a cattleprod automatically comes out.xD
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

not your typical...

Quote from: Sweetdeath on December 07, 2011, 05:19:47 PM
Hah, I enjoy both of these ideas thorughly.
It would be even funnier if I created a slot in the wall, where a cattleprod automatically comes out.xD
Do it! That'd be perfect. It could have a volume sensor and everything. Once he gets just the slightest too loud, ZAP!
"Accepting the truth and keeping faith is a strong thing to do. Mixing the two however, is the dumbest thing you've ever attempted." - Radical Ostriches Bringing Eternal Requiem Tonight
Advocate for the abnormal.

Buddy

Quote from: Sweetdeath on December 07, 2011, 05:19:47 PM
Quote from: Tank on December 07, 2011, 09:04:49 AM
Quote from: Godless on December 07, 2011, 12:06:20 AM
Or you could just not be so quiet about it and take a sledgehammer and smash the shit out of it. When he comes to you pissed off just tell him it was his fault for not turning down the volume or using headphones at night.
This is good! He won't argue with you again.

You could buy a cattle prod and each time he wakes you up (or stops you going to sleep) you just walk in, zap his belly, and walk out again.
Hah, I enjoy both of these ideas thorughly.
It would be even funnier if I created a slot in the wall, where a cattleprod automatically comes out.xD

Be careful, cattle prongs hurt like a bitch! I would know  :-X
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

not your typical...

Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 07, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
Be careful, cattle prongs hurt like a bitch! I would know  :-X
Meant to get the horse, but accidentally got urself?
"Accepting the truth and keeping faith is a strong thing to do. Mixing the two however, is the dumbest thing you've ever attempted." - Radical Ostriches Bringing Eternal Requiem Tonight
Advocate for the abnormal.

Buddy

Quote from: not your typical... on December 07, 2011, 07:49:35 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 07, 2011, 07:45:11 PM
Be careful, cattle prongs hurt like a bitch! I would know  :-X
Meant to get the horse, but accidentally got urself?

No, We were raising money for the FFA. If we got 1000 dollars, one lucky member got the cattle prong. I drew the short stick. Hurt at the time, but it was really funny looking back.
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

not your typical...

Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 07, 2011, 07:53:36 PM
No, We were raising money for the FFA. If we got 1000 dollars, one lucky member got the cattle prong. I drew the short stick. Hurt at the time, but it was really funny looking back.
Ahhhh. This is why I don't do sticks. Flip a coin or rock, paper, scissors. But no sticks, they have a tendency to screw you....
"Accepting the truth and keeping faith is a strong thing to do. Mixing the two however, is the dumbest thing you've ever attempted." - Radical Ostriches Bringing Eternal Requiem Tonight
Advocate for the abnormal.

Buddy

Quote from: not your typical... on December 07, 2011, 07:55:33 PM
Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 07, 2011, 07:53:36 PM
No, We were raising money for the FFA. If we got 1000 dollars, one lucky member got the cattle prong. I drew the short stick. Hurt at the time, but it was really funny looking back.
Ahhhh. This is why I don't do sticks. Flip a coin or rock, paper, scissors. But no sticks, they have a tendency to screw you....

That was the first time I got screwed over by the sticks
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

not your typical...

Quote from: Budhorse4 on December 07, 2011, 07:57:34 PM
Quote from: not your typical... on December 07, 2011, 07:55:33 PM
Ahhhh. This is why I don't do sticks. Flip a coin or rock, paper, scissors. But no sticks, they have a tendency to screw you....
That was the first time I got screwed over by the sticks
Ahhhh. I've tried it thrice... each time was worse than the prior.
"Accepting the truth and keeping faith is a strong thing to do. Mixing the two however, is the dumbest thing you've ever attempted." - Radical Ostriches Bringing Eternal Requiem Tonight
Advocate for the abnormal.