Best way to quietly, but effectively destroy an xbox360.

[Sweetdeath]

Alright, so I am officially fed up with my uncle in the next room playing his xbox til 4am. I haven't been able to properly reach REM in days.

So aside from sneaking into his bedroom and selling ALL his fucking loud call of duty and gears of war games to friends or Gamestop, I feel as if I should just destroy his console.

I have been more than tolerant of his ape-like behavior and complete inconsideration.

So, my fellow lads, what are some tips you can give to help me effectively kill the source of my sleepless nights?

Do not fear, you shall all remain nameless and anon. XD

-Sweetdeath

[Squid]

Tell/ask/bargain/blackmail him to use some headphones?  ???

[Crow]

What a dick I always wear headphones after 11.

If he refuses to wear headphones take the fuse out of the plug, that way you wont brake his console and avoid repercussions. Actually do they have fuses in US plugs?

If you really want to break it though turn his xbox on and cover the ventilation holes, though not my fault if it starts a fire.

[Squid]

Actually do they have fuses in US plugs?

I think the closest we have is the GCFI sockets and they don't have a removable fuse.  The U.S. uses NEMA connectors.

[Crow]

Actually do they have fuses in US plugs?

I think the closest we have is the GCFI sockets and they don't have a removable fuse.  The U.S. uses NEMA connectors.

Tha'ts a pity, I have done it a few times to overly annoying housemates and has worked like a charm every time.

[Buddy]

Can't you just sell it like you did with the games?

[Asmodean]

If you destroy the console, will he not just get another the following morning? They are, after all, relatively inexpensive.

What you should be doing, is plotting to sell your uncle into slavery.




...And once again, Asmo the Seer of Big Pictures cometh to the rescue  

[KingPhilip]

Just buy him a pair of cheap headphones, or tell him to buy them, and imply something less than fortunate may happen to his console if they're not put to use at night.

[Sweetdeath]

If you destroy the console, will he not just get another the following morning? They are, after all, relatively inexpensive.

What you should be doing, is plotting to sell your uncle into slavery.




...And once again, Asmo the Seer of Big Pictures cometh to the rescue  

Rofl, oh if that were an option!!
He is 38 years old, unemployed/on disability because he is massively obese with type 2 diabeties, with no girlfriend, no life, no prospects and no GOALS in life.

Thanks anyway, Sir Asmo. ^____^

[Sweetdeath]

What a dick I always wear headphones after 11.

If he refuses to wear headphones take the fuse out of the plug, that way you wont brake his console and avoid repercussions. Actually do they have fuses in US plugs?

If you really want to break it though turn his xbox on and cover the ventilation holes, though not my fault if it starts a fire.

Yes, he is the king of inconsideration. Sometimes i'll bang on the wall, but that only seems to work half the time.
If I don't reach my necessary REM at night, i'll bust open his door, but now he locks it xD it is okay,  shall have my ways of getting back at him. Items in his bedroom  may start disppearing.

Also, I havent sold any of his games....yet. I may convienently damage the disks.

[Tank]

Buy a fridge lock. If he keeps you awake, lock the fridge while you are out at work 

[Guardian85]

Get one aerosol can of glue. Open the disk tray. Spray a liberal amount into the cabinet. Close tray.

Repeat as neccesary.

[Asmodean]

Buy a fridge lock. If he keeps you awake, lock the fridge while you are out at work 

I admire the cruelty... Are you perchance looking to join an evil organisation? 

[Tank]

Buy a fridge lock. If he keeps you awake, lock the fridge while you are out at work 

I admire the cruelty... Are you perchance looking to join an evil organisation? 

I thought I was already a member of one 

[Asmodean]

Buy a fridge lock. If he keeps you awake, lock the fridge while you are out at work 

I admire the cruelty... Are you perchance looking to join an evil organisation? 

I thought I was already a member of one 

Eh... Right you are 

We need new blood! How are we supposed to expand and conquer the galaxy when it's all the same people doing the evil deeds required?!  ???