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[Tank]

It's no wonder you don't get many boys trying to chat you up, you're an absolute babe, you must scare the crap out of them!

I agree!  You're so lovely, many men wouldn't have the confidence to approach you.  Mrs Git would confiscate my zimmer frame if I so much as looked at you.

Very flattering indeed.

I think it was Amanda Holden who once said she was fed up that only arrogant arseholes tried to hit on her and so did Gwyneth Paltro. Attractive women can be quite difficult to approach because one often assumes they will be 'taken' already, they often travel in pack which doesn't help, some men can simply feel they aren't attractive enough themselves. So this tends to leave the arrogant narcissist male with a free field on which to play when it comes to chatting up attractive women.

I used to be quite shy when I was a kid, but going into sales cured me of that and there is nothing easier than just giving a smile and judging the reaction to see if they want to chat. When I'm in the mood I'll go shopping and see how many yummy mummy's I can get a smile from. It's usually 50% or so, simply because you smile at people. People are the worlds greatest communicators and we love to do it.

[The Magic Pudding]

When I'm in the mood I'll go shopping and see how many yummy mummy's I can get a smile from. It's usually 50% or so, simply because you smile at people.

I wish I had a smile I could turn on.

No actually I don't.

[Guardian85]

Well, here me is.



I didn't have anything less staged, so...

I suspected she might be cute. Nice to have ones suspicions confirmed...

[Cecilie]

Well, here me is.



I didn't have anything less staged, so...

I suspected she might be cute. Nice to have ones suspicions confirmed...

Thank you.

When are we going to see a picture of Pudding?

[Tank]

I don't recall ever seeing a picture of the pudding!

[Asmodean]

I don't recall ever seeing a picture of the pudding!

Yes, you have! His avatar. Or do you think The Pudding is not who He appears to be?

[Buddy]

I don't recall ever seeing a picture of the pudding!

Yea Pudding, I'm curious now!

[Tank]

I don't recall ever seeing a picture of the pudding!

Yes, you have! His avatar. Or do you think The Pudding is not who He appears to be?

True. You look very much like your avatar 

[Cecilie]

Hopefully Pudding caves to peer pressure.

[Tank]

I don't want to see Pudding!

See what I did there!

[Asmodean]

I don't recall ever seeing a picture of the pudding!

Yes, you have! His avatar. Or do you think The Pudding is not who He appears to be?

True. You look very much like your avatar 

Yes. And The Asmo usually DOES wear that very facial expression due to the natural curvature of his mouth 

[Cecilie]

I don't want to see Pudding!

See what I did there!

Ah, yes. Very clever. I don't want to see him either!

[The Magic Pudding]

Don't attempt negative psychology on a negative psyche.
The positive stuff won't work either, I'll just flip states.
I don't like any of my contemporary photos, even in the old ones I always seem to be doing something odd.
I don't understand it, I always seemed to look kind of normal in the mirror.

[Sandra Craft]

I don't like any of my contemporary photos, even in the old ones I always seem to be doing something odd.
I don't understand it, I always seemed to look kind of normal in the mirror.

I know exactly what you mean (I think) -- all my photos make me look as if I'd either just committed ax murder or am thinking about it.  And that isn't even remotely true.

[The Magic Pudding]

I know exactly what you mean (I think) -- all my photos make me look as if I'd either just committed ax murder or am thinking about it.  And that isn't even remotely true.

The forced smile doesn't help, maybe if the photographer was fast it'd be OK, but once I hold a smile for more than thirty seconds the absurdity of existence strikes me, and it shows, kinda like a stroke victim.