Asmology | Split From Pledge of Allegiance Thread

[fester30]

So you see, if it touches clay or something which touches clay or something which touches something which touches clay and so on and so on, The Asmo layeth rightful claim to it. According to The Book(tm).

Asmo(s) proclamation is useless and Asmo(s) cannot be god.

Oh no he didn't!!!!

Notice I did some Fox News editing.

[Asmodean]

Yes! The pottery wheel verse! The message is, apparently, spreading. 

[Ali]

Rolling ranks of storm cloud grey
Fueled by coffee
Running rampant through Oslo

It's a haiku! 

[Asmodean]

Not bad... But The Tome is written in a different style. 

[Ali]

I'll keep working on it.  So far I've done an Asmo limerick, and an Asmo haiku.  Maybe next I'll try my hand at an Asmo villanelle. 

[Asmodean]

I suppose we could branch out a bit, like all the other religions...  ???

[Ali]

My Asmo Villanelle:

Asmo is coming with barbarian bands
To strike from the world licorice and melon
The world is clay in his hands

Shouting for coffee and spouting off demands
Tromping muddy feet, whoopin' and yellin'
Asmo is coming with barbarian bands

The grey horde marches to his commands
From London to Tokyo to the Straits of Magellan
The world is clay in his hands

Cities fall and as his empire expands
Overrun with his thugs and felons
Asmo is coming with barbarian bands

His name is dread across the lands
So you'd better be buying what Asmo is sellin'
The world is clay in his hands

With a savage charm no one withstands
They fall before him, quakin' and quellin'
Asmo is coming with barbarian bands
The world is clay in his hands

[En_Route]

My Asmo Villanelle:

Asmo is coming with barbarian bands
To strike from the world licorice and melon
The world is clay in his hands

Shouting for coffee and spouting off demands
Tromping muddy feet, whoopin' and yellin'
Asmo is coming with barbarian bands

The grey horde marches to his commands
From London to Tokyo to the Straits of Magellan
The world is clay in his hands

Cities fall and as his empire expands
Overrun with his thugs and felons
Asmo is coming with barbarian bands

His name is dread across the lands
So you'd better be buying what Asmo is sellin'
The world is clay in his hands

With a savage charm no one withstands
They fall before him, quakin' and quellin'
Asmo is coming with barbarian bands
The world is clay in his hands

Your verse
Ain't laconic
But Your talent
Is supersonic.

[Asmodean]

Ali is hereby promoted to The Great Priestess Of Grayness. 

[Ali]

Awesome! *preens*

[markmcdaniel]

I'll keep working on it.  So far I've done an Asmo limerick, and an Asmo haiku.  Maybe next I'll try my hand at an Asmo villanelle. 

Oh great priestess of grayness You must now start an Asmo epic.

[Tank]

Ali is hereby promoted to The Great Priestess Of Grayness. 

Done 

[Ali]

 

Tank, you rock.  I love my new title.

[Tank]

Tank, you rock.  I love my new title.

your pleasure is my pleasure.