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Vatican praises Homer Simpson

Started by The Magic Pudding, October 19, 2010, 10:25:56 AM

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The Magic Pudding

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010 ... 042049.htm
QuoteFew people know it, and he does everything to hide it, but it's true - Homer J Simpson is Catholic," the Osservatore Romano newspaper said in an article headlined "Homer and Bart are Catholics

I wonder how long until they make him a saint.

Tanker

Quote from: "The Magic Pudding"http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2010/10/19/3042049.htm
QuoteFew people know it, and he does everything to hide it, but it's true - Homer J Simpson is Catholic," the Osservatore Romano newspaper said in an article headlined "Homer and Bart are Catholics

I wonder how long until they make him a saint.

This was actually true...for one episode.
"I'd rather die the go to heaven" - William Murderface Murderface  Murderface-

I've been in fox holes, I'm still an atheist -Me-

God is a cake, and we all know what the cake is.

(my spelling, grammer, and punctuation suck, I know, but regardless of how much I read they haven't improved much since grade school. It's actually a bit of a family joke.

DropLogic

Its kind of funny...whenever an atheist happens to commit a crime, they ALWAYS make sure to mention it in the report or article.  Then when you hear about the latest bank robbery or child rape or arson...they never seem to mention what a devout Christian they are.

madness

I needed to reset my password for my ISP and called the service folks and they asked me the security question.  It was one of those you could write your own.  I had written "Who is my favorite fictional character?"  The answer, a la Homer Simpson, was 'God'.  There was a heavy pause from the service guy.  I could tell he was trying to think if he should risk his job by proselytizing.  I guess he thought better of it, but he ended the conversation with God bless you.

Somehow I think the Simpson's writers are laughing hysterically...

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: "Tanker"This was actually true...for one episode.
So Homer was Catholic one week, and not the next.
Inconsistent texts don't seem to bother christians.

Sophus

Isn't Peter from Family Guy a Christian too? Don't these people know what satire is?
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

Thumpalumpacus

I heard Ratty likes doughnuts, too.
Illegitimi non carborundum.

TheWilliam

Quote from: "Sophus"Isn't Peter from Family Guy a Christian too? Don't these people know what satire is?

nah bro,

Church of the Fonz.


Sophus

Quote from: "TheWilliam"
Quote from: "Sophus"Isn't Peter from Family Guy a Christian too? Don't these people know what satire is?

nah bro,

Church of the Fonz.

roflol I forgot all about that episode.
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

The Magic Pudding

Quote from: "Sophus"Isn't Peter from Family Guy a Christian too? Don't these people know what satire is?

It's one of those funny looking guys with goat legs, likely to be in league with Satan.

Whitney

QuoteThe Western Branch of American Reform Presbylutheranism (a cross between Presbyterianism and Lutheranism) is the fictional Protestant Christian  religion that Rev. Lovejoy preaches at the First Church of Springfield. The church is the town's main place of worship, which most Springfielders attend, though it is not the only church in Springfield (AME, Catholic and Episcopal churches also exist). The unusually specific name is a parody of Protestant reformed churches branching off into other denominations and movements.

^via wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religion_i ... utheranism

I was going to say that I thought it was obvious that the Simpsons attended a run of the mill protestant church...decided it was best to check and I was right.  An obvious clue in is that they don't pray to mary or push communion or give service in latin...

MariaEvri

I guess they're so desperate that they're proud to have even such an idiot as Homer in their "club"
(dont get me wrong, I like the Simpsons. But he IS an idiot)
God made me an atheist, who are you to question his wisdom!
www.poseidonsimons.com

Parsifal

Quote from: "DropLogic"Its kind of funny...whenever an atheist happens to commit a crime, they ALWAYS make sure to mention it in the report or article.  Then when you hear about the latest bank robbery or child rape or arson...they never seem to mention what a devout Christian they are.

When last did this happen?
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Whitney

Quote from: "Parsifal"
Quote from: "DropLogic"Its kind of funny...whenever an atheist happens to commit a crime, they ALWAYS make sure to mention it in the report or article.  Then when you hear about the latest bank robbery or child rape or arson...they never seem to mention what a devout Christian they are.

When last did this happen?

I think about six months ago a person accused of arson had some book in their house that made the media think he was an atheist (disregarding that he also had religious books) so they promoted him as such.

jduster

Homer Simpson is a perfect representative of religious people.