My biggest problems

[Byronazriel]

My cat wont let me brush his teeth, is there any way I can convince him to sit still for a bit?

[The Magic Pudding]

Put him in the freezer overnight.

[Tanker]

Tie it up inside of a plastic garbage bag for about 20 or 30 minutes and he will remain as still as you could possibly want for as long as you could want. Oh and as a bonus this will be the last time you ever need to brush his teeth.






Please don't actually be this dumb it's a joke

[Thumpalumpacus]

... or at least tie a knot in it.

[DropLogic]

Chip off a tiny bit from a xanax and put it in their food.  They'll be really mellow for about an hour.

[Tank]

My cat wont let me brush his teeth, is there any way I can convince him to sit still for a bit?

Do what my neighbour did. Duct tape it down to the kitchen work top, I kid you not!