If you could ask god anything..

[tymygy]

What would it be!?!

Personally, I'd ask. "Why would you, after creating humans, create diseases? Then why would you create an immune system to protect humans from the diseases you created? And why did you make HIV and Aids which destroys the immune system you made?"

[TheWilliam]

I'd ask............

May I have $357.22?
How do I download songs from myspace?
Will you help Debra Messing fill out her shirts better?
Will there ever be a movie with Macaulay Culkin playing opposite Ryan Phillipe?
Are you going to deliver Debra Messing to my house after you make her fill out her shirts better?

if not then fuck off.

[RosaRubicondior]

I'd ask God, "Why did you deceive me?"

What do you think God would say?

[notself]

I'd ask, Who made you?

[Davin]

What's up?

[The Magic Pudding]

Who did you most enjoy be getting?
Athena, Apollo, Artemis, Hermes, Persephone, Dionysus, Perseus, Heracles, Helen, Minos, the Muses, Hebe, Hephaestus or other?
What was the most fun form to take in all this begetting?  
I think being a bull could be fun, but an eagle I'm unsure of.
What do you do with yourself these days?
I miss you, the current pretender is a hypocritical bastard, no fun at all.
He's crap at delegating authority, he kind of delegates to himself, but don't ask me to explain it.
There's no Aphrodite, Eros, Apollo or Dionysus.
The new bloke is quite effective at keeping the wars, plagues and famines coming though.
Anyway I'm building a little shrine for you, do you like cashews?

[tymygy]

I LOL'd at every answer. xD

I needed a good laugh, I've had a ROUGH fuckin day.

[i_am_i]

If I ever met God I'd ask, "So where the hell have you been while all this shit has been going on?" And no matter what answer he gave me I'd fire the motherfucker right there on the spot.

[Martin TK]

I'd have to ask, How am I asking a question to someone who doesn't exist?  Then I'd kick him in the nuts for all the suffering he's caused, real or imaginary.

[Tank]

if you ever need a stand in while you go on holiday you only have to ask!

[Asmodean]

Would you die if I shot you?  :raised:

Alternatively: would you taste good in my soup?

[Gawen]

Why are you such a prick?

[Bediddle]

The Catholic Church... 9/11...are you happy now?

[wildfire_emissary]

how do you do it?

[Thumpalumpacus]

I know my ex- can be a bitch, but do you have to keep trying to kill her?  [I've already asked this one.  Got no answer.]

Why can't I ever get the B & high E strings on my guitar to be in tune with both my G and low E?

If Ned leaves Chicago at 2 pm heading east at 45 mph and Joe leaves west out of Schenectady at 35 mph at 2 pm, when will they meet?  Remember, Joe's car has a tie-rod that's getting ready to go.  Also, what are they getting together to do?