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Started by British_Atheist, July 06, 2010, 03:49:13 PM

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The Magic Pudding

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation

Byronazriel

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable
"You are trying to understand madness with logic. This is not unlike searching for darkness with a torch." -Jervis Tetch

The Magic Pudding

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable discharge from Disney

necrobitsch

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable discharge from Disney sex toy rodents
"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro."

-- Dr H. S. Thompson

Sophus

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable discharge from Disney sex toy rodents, that reeked of
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

Tom62

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable discharge from Disney sex toy rodents, that reeked of mashed potatoes
The universe never did make sense; I suspect it was built on government contract.
Robert A. Heinlein

pinkocommie

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable discharge from Disney sex toy rodents, that reeked of mashed potatoes and geoduck soup.
Ubi dubium ibi libertas: Where there is doubt, there is freedom.
http://alliedatheistalliance.blogspot.com/

H13Drummer

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable discharge from Disney sex toy rodents, that reeked of mashed potatoes and geoduck soup. Suddenly, Winston saw

tymygy

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable discharge from Disney sex toy rodents, that reeked of mashed potatoes and geoduck soup. Suddenly, Winston saw seven little dwarves
Quote from: "Tank"The Catholic Church jumped on the Big Bang as if it were a choir boy! .

Byronazriel

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable discharge from Disney sex toy rodents, that reeked of mashed potatoes and geoduck soup. Suddenly, Winston saw seven little dwarves comine like voltron
"You are trying to understand madness with logic. This is not unlike searching for darkness with a torch." -Jervis Tetch

The Magic Pudding

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating, though face mutilation begat an honourable discharge from Disney sex toy rodents, that reeked of mashed potatoes and geoduck soup. Suddenly, Winston saw seven little dwarves comine like voltron, vacuum salesmen extraordinaire

Cecilie

This story makes no sense at all, but it's funny.
The world's what you create.