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Started by British_Atheist, July 06, 2010, 03:49:13 PM

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Tank

Quote from: "pinkocommie"(Did no one else notice that elliebean's contribution was dropped?)
No I hadn't but I bet it was an accident as Ellie's contribution is at the top of this page. Joeactor was probably responding the the last new post he would have seen which was the bottom of the previous page, so he added to that and thus inadvertently dropped Ellie's contribution which he never saw.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Martin TK

Quote from: "Tank"One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard.

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped
"Ever since the 19th Century, Theologians have made an overwhelming case that the gospels are NOT reliable accounts of what happened in the history of the real world"   Richard Dawkins - The God Delusion

joeactor

(now with restored elliebean goodness)

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show

Sophus

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock

Quote from: "joeactor"(now with restored elliebean goodness)
I was wondering if someone was going to fix that.  :hail:
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

The Black Jester

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers
The Black Jester

"Religion is institutionalised superstition, science is institutionalised curiosity." - Tank

"Confederation of the dispossessed,
Fearing neither god nor master." - Killing Joke

http://theblackjester.wordpress.com

The Magic Pudding

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers

Tank

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

elliebean

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma
[size=150]â€"Ellie [/size]
You can’t lie to yourself. If you do you’ve only fooled a deluded person and where’s the victory in that?â€"Ricky Gervais

Tank

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Sophus

There's a period so I'm assuming this means I get to start a new sentence.  :bananacolor:

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse
‎"Christian doesn't necessarily just mean good. It just means better." - John Oliver

Tank

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

NothingSacred

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung
A great many people think they are thinking when they are merely rearranging their prejudices -William James
Anything worth knowing is difficult to learn- Greek Proverb
what if god ain't looking down what if he's looking up instead-Ani difranco "what if no one's watching

Tank

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

pinkocommie

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and
Ubi dubium ibi libertas: Where there is doubt, there is freedom.
http://alliedatheistalliance.blogspot.com/

Tank

One day while Winston sat atop a smallish gnome whose beard was made of cheese, which stank magnificently, a Frenchman came and admired the situation by staring at Winston delightfully, he asked him, "perhaps beard soufflé, Winston was perplexed, Frenchman spatula flexed, and spanked Winston so incredibly hard, the gnome winced!

The Frenchman, whose name was Claude Kaddiddlehopperfiddlebabble stroked his waxed handlebar moustache, thumped his bible and heaved a giant boulder over releasing from captivity, Bungo the Gorilla, who immediately charged Winston $865.37 for breaking his foot long male ******** which he stepped up to show the entire flock of Lebanese badgers, enthusiastic mohel badgers who moved towards the cheesy aroma of the gnome's beard.

Suddenly, Mickey Mouse ate a cake,which consisted of magic mushrooms and cow dung, the result was both funkadelic and a little nauseating
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.