Everybody Poops... Except God?

Cecilie · May 19, 2010, 11:58:08 PM

To christians (and other religious people) and atheists (if you're an atheist this question is hypothetical) Does God poop? Does he even have an anus? I mean, what is he doing up there?
This question may not seem serious and it's not, but I would really like to know what religious people believe.

Davin · May 20, 2010, 12:29:57 AM

Where do you think we came from?

Bob took a huge dump, lit a match and boom ->) Universe.

Cecilie · May 20, 2010, 12:47:06 AM

Quote from: "Davin"Where do you think we came from?

Bob took a huge dump, lit a match and boom ->) Universe.

Ah. Can't find the scene from Family Guy that illustrates this. :hmm:

SSY · May 20, 2010, 01:00:57 AM

He does not eat, and therefore, cannot poop.

Cecilie · May 20, 2010, 01:56:25 AM

Quote from: "SSY"He does not eat, and therefore, cannot poop.

I suppose that makes some sort of sense. But that still doesn't answer the question what he does up there. Answer prayers? Shows himself through a piece of toast? Maybe he's retired. I mean he is over 6000 years old. lol

Genesis · May 20, 2010, 04:02:29 AM

As a pantheist, and God being everything, I guess that sort of answers itself.

Cecilie · May 20, 2010, 04:03:59 AM

Quote from: "Genesis"As a pantheist, and God being everything, I guess that sort of answers itself.

So he's an octopus or something?

Genesis · May 20, 2010, 04:07:55 AM

Quote from: "Cecilie"
Quote from: "Genesis"As a pantheist, and God being everything, I guess that sort of answers itself.
So he's an octopus or something?

Aye, captain.

By everything, I mean everything.

Cecilie · May 20, 2010, 04:14:04 AM

Quote from: "Genesis"
Quote from: "Cecilie"
Quote from: "Genesis"As a pantheist, and God being everything, I guess that sort of answers itself.
So he's an octopus or something?

Aye, captain.

By everything, I mean everything.

So he controls when I have to poop? Doesn't he have anything better to do?

i_am_i · May 20, 2010, 04:55:08 AM

It's like asking if Captain America or Mickey Mouse ever takes a shit.

Cecilie · May 20, 2010, 05:07:00 AM

Quote from: "i_am_i"It's like asking if Captain America or Mickey Mouse ever takes a shit.

But I assumed they did.

G-Roll · May 20, 2010, 05:14:21 AM

Quote from: "Genesis"
Quote from: "Cecilie"
Quote from: "Genesis"As a pantheist, and God being everything, I guess that sort of answers itself.
So he's an octopus or something?

Aye, captain.

By everything, I mean everything.

by octopus, he/she meant octopus.

MariaEvri · May 20, 2010, 08:23:16 PM

Quote from: "Cecilie"Does God poop?

what a coincidence. just yesterday amazon recommended me a book with a similar title.
Well, if humans are the same image as god, then god maybe has an ass. And since he is god and doesn't eat, he doesnt use his ass so...
i guess...
god's ass is an evolutionary vestigial... organ...?

Cecilie · May 20, 2010, 08:27:19 PM

Quote from: "MariaEvri"
Quote from: "Cecilie"Does God poop?

pinkocommie · May 20, 2010, 08:44:01 PM

A vestigial organ would be an organ something has that isn't used. Theoretically, god would have an anus (if you agree that we are made in god's image that seems logical - we have anuses, therefore s/he/it probably does too), but it would be vestigial since god evidently doesn't eat and therefore wouldn't poo.

Since we're pretending anyway, I like to imagine that god eats clouds and sparkley space dust and poops out rainbows. :yay:

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