Bumper Sticker Philosophy

[rlrose328]

I've seen some very clever,  unusual and sometimes stupid bumper stickers... for BOTH sides of the arguement.  So I thought we could have a thread for those (if it's okay).  I'll start with one I just saw on a big truck at Target:


(visual is of hand laying palm up with a nail/spike driven through the wrist, approx. 8" x 10", white vinyl decal)

"Body piercing saved my life"


I went looking for the one I saw online but didn't find it... I DID find others with the same phrasing, both with and without a graphic.  It's also some kind of Christian rock band?  Anyway, I found it gruesome and disturbing to have this type of thing on a car.

Anyone else have or seen any bumper stickers/car art re: religion lately?

[Sophus]

I saw one that said a "Blood Donor Saved My Life" (talking about Jesus).

[templeboy]

I saw one that said a "Blood Donor Saved My Life" (talking about Jesus).

I heard jesus is blood type AB, so he can only donate blood to other ABs...

[jrosebud]

well, it's not related to religion, per se, but it deals with education and ethics:

"knowledge is power.  power corrupts.  study hard.  be evil."

 

[Sheeplauncher]

I've got one on my car that says: if your not an atheist, your not reading the bible properly. I assume someone will get really mad about this someday.

[Whitney]

I've got one on my car that says: if your not an atheist, your not reading the bible properly. I assume someone will get really mad about this someday.

I hope you have good car insurance.

[Sheeplauncher]

I've got one on my car that says: if your not an atheist, your not reading the bible properly. I assume someone will get really mad about this someday.

I hope you have good car insurance.

yeah. Ive got a ron paul one over it now :O

[Heretical Rants]

^^W00t@!

[Hat]

I've got one on my car that says: if your not an atheist, your not reading the bible properly. I assume someone will get really mad about this someday.

If I was anywhere near you and I could drive and I saw that, I'd get out of my car and shake your hand |D

[curiosityandthecat]

Aaaah, I want that Fiction sticker!  

[hismikeness]

It's not a bumber sticker, but I saw a t-shirt this Saturday right before UFC100 that said "Jesus Didn't Tap". My first thought was, yeah, he may not have tapped, but he still lost. God must've thrown in the towel.

Hismikeness

[curiosityandthecat]

It's not a bumber sticker, but I saw a t-shirt this Saturday right before UFC100 that said "Jesus Didn't Tap". My first thought was, yeah, he may not have tapped, but he still lost. God must've thrown in the towel.

Hismikeness

So many responses popping into my head...

"It's hard to tap when your wrists are nailed to pieces of wood!" or "Of course he tapped... Mary Magdaline!" or "He didn't need to tap... they drank wine." or "You're a douche and the person who designed that shirt is an even bigger douche, if it is even physically possible, you douche."  

[hismikeness]

So many responses popping into my head...

"It's hard to tap when your wrists are nailed to pieces of wood!" or "Of course he tapped... Mary Magdaline!" or "He didn't need to tap... they drank wine." or "You're a douche and the person who designed that shirt is an even bigger douche, if it is even physically possible, you douche."  lol

Hismikeness

[rlrose328]

Okay, I'm dim... what is the "tap" reference?

[curiosityandthecat]

Okay, I'm dim... what is the "tap" reference?

In order of appearance: admit defeat in a fight by "tapping" your opponent so s/he knows to quit, to have sex with, to prepare a keg of beer for drinking.

And that guy is still a douche.