Bumper Sticker Philosophy

[Saeriva]

You know you can buy magnetic replacements for the Darwin fish legs, should some particularly violent vigilante break them off. I have def thought of buying several of them and going around attaching them to Jesus fish... but I feel like I could spend my money more wisely.

Link please?

I found them here: http://evolvefish.com/fish/misc.html

I guess I was mistaken, though. Turns out these aren't magnetic, but vinyl. Still, they are replacement legs.

[Angler27]

Whenever I drive through town and pass the many churches, it's fun to see what they have posted on their marquees. Most of them are posted to guilt people into going to church, I think. One of the most memorable ones I've seen has been;

"Know God, no fear. No God, Know fear."

I know it's not a bumper sticker, but I feel it follow the philosophical trend. Also, a bumper sticker that makes me chuckle every time I see it is;

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."     

[Whitney]

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."     

Every 6 months or so we actually do have someone driving down 75 here in dallas (always 75 for some reason it seems) shooting at random cars.  I don't think that bumper sticker would go over well here.

[Angler27]

"Keep honking, I'm reloading."     

Every 6 months or so we actually do have someone driving down 75 here in dallas (always 75 for some reason it seems) shooting at random cars.  I don't think that bumper sticker would go over well here.

Unfortunately, that is a problem all over, and my city is no exception. If I offended, I didn't mean to, but I have a tendency to speak my mind and be brutally honest. I find the sticker funny, but that doesn't mean that I like it when people get shot. That's the thing with freedom of speech, you take the good with the bad. 

[Nimzo]

For some real Bumper Sticker Philosophy how about: "I brake for universals."

[Whitney]

Unfortunately, that is a problem all over, and my city is no exception. If I offended, I didn't mean to, but I have a tendency to speak my mind and be brutally honest. I find the sticker funny, but that doesn't mean that I like it when people get shot. That's the thing with freedom of speech, you take the good with the bad. 

I was not offended nor did I make any comment that indicated I wanted to prevent you from speaking openly.

However I do think your sense of humor is damaged.

[Angler27]

Wow, that's the first time I've been told that about my sense of humor. 

I feel like I've made the wrong impression here, and I will watch what I say a little closer next time. Maybe I can help get this back on track with another bumper quote, I saw this one this morning and thought it was funny;

"Jesus Is Coming, Look Busy!"