What do women talk about when....

[Tank]

... they go off to the loo in a crowd? And do they say things they wouldn't say in mixed company? Do they show off to each other?

[xSilverPhinx]

Stuff.

[Tank]

Stuff.

But is this 'stuff' any different to what men say in a locker room?

[Pasta Chick]

I've never been much of a group bathroom goer. Now that I think of it, many of the show venues and places I used to hang around didn't even have doors on the bathrooms, which kinda kills the whole "disappearing someplace private" thing.

When I have it's just regular conversation continued.

[xSilverPhinx]

Stuff.

But is this 'stuff' any different to what men say in a locker room?

I don't know, what do guys talk about in the locker room?

It's just stuff really... it depends on what your conversation was about before you entered the bathroom. In my case rarely is it to vent or seek advice (usually with closer friends) because bathrooms aren't the most private of areas and I don't feel comfortable doing that there.

Bad jokes are rampant, at least in my case.

[Buddy]

Almost all of my coworkers are women so there are a lot af discussions about how bad periods suck, bras, and who's dating who. Most of the dating jokes are at my expense because I hooked up with the grill cook.

[OldGit]

Let's face it. blokes: they're never going to tell us what they really discuss.  I've always suspected it was about dimensions, but I've no proof.

[Pasta Chick]

I was gonna say "period stuff" is the only thing I've seen women wait to get to the non-male privacy of the bathroom to discuss... but even that has changed. Don't know if it's getting older, a shift in norms, or both.

[xSilverPhinx]

Let's face it. blokes: they're never going to tell us what they really discuss.  I've always suspected it was about dimensions, but I've no proof.

Height, width, length and tesseracts.

[Lark]

 I have never noticed chat at all in these places. A coffee morning is more likely for anything more intimate.

[Velma]

Let's face it. blokes: they're never going to tell us what they really discuss.  I've always suspected it was about dimensions, but I've no proof.

We we actually discuss are the secrets of the universe. Women already know everything about everything. We are just waiting for the men to catch up.

[No one]

Pop Musik.

[Pasta Chick]

Depending on the quality of the facilities, a popular topic is which stalls actually have toilet paper. Follow up questions at my workplace include which stalls still have seat guards you can use instead. You cannot use seat guards as intended, because there's either piss everywhere, or there isnt.

This is not so much a group thing, though, as open conversation between supportive strangers.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

You cannot use seat guards as intended, because there's either piss everywhere, or there isnt.

How can there be piss everywhere with women?  You just sit and pee, no aiming involved.  Unless, of course, you stand on the toilet seat and squat.  Then I suppose anything is possible.

[xSilverPhinx]

You cannot use seat guards as intended, because there's either piss everywhere, or there isnt.

How can there be piss everywhere with women?  You just sit and pee, no aiming involved.  Unless, of course, you stand on the toilet seat and squat.  Then I suppose anything is possible.

Sitting on a public toilet? No, no.