Why does my wiener get big?

[Essie Mae]

In true HAF fashion this thread has went WAY deeper than I imagined.

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[Dave]

In true HAF fashion this thread has went WAY deeper than I imagined.

Well, the gold rarely lies on the surface, you have to dig a bit!

Thinks: HAF members often lighten up the deeper stuff as well!

[Guardian85]

Actually, a quick Google exposes a truth about erections surpressing urination. Can't say I ever remember experiencing that myself but maybe it's more a childhood thing. Reflex erections (as opposed to psychogenic erections) are thought to be an anti-bed-wetting mechanism.

This particular fact is also an evolutionary mechanism to help ease the burden of parental explanations... apparently...

Just keeps me from rolling over in bed. 

[xSilverPhinx]

Actually, a quick Google exposes a truth about erections surpressing urination. Can't say I ever remember experiencing that myself but maybe it's more a childhood thing. Reflex erections (as opposed to psychogenic erections) are thought to be an anti-bed-wetting mechanism.

This particular fact is also an evolutionary mechanism to help ease the burden of parental explanations... apparently...

Just keeps me from rolling over in bed. 

[Firebird]

Oh yes, I agree. Trying to pee with a woody is hard as hell. Pun intended. He he.

In true HAF fashion this thread has went WAY deeper than I imagined.

Hey, it's true!  Have to stand back from the toilet and aim carefully because it's impossible to point down. Especially hard at night in the dark.

[Dave]

Actually, a quick Google exposes a truth about erections surpressing urination. Can't say I ever remember experiencing that myself but maybe it's more a childhood thing. Reflex erections (as opposed to psychogenic erections) are thought to be an anti-bed-wetting mechanism.

This particular fact is also an evolutionary mechanism to help ease the burden of parental explanations... apparently...

Just keeps me from rolling over in bed. 

But doing so in sleep and stubbing the end . . .

Youch!,

[Pasta Chick]

[Dave]

Don't have much of a problem with this these days . . .

The narcisistic young man was trying to come on with the rather older, but still attractive, woman.

"You are too young, I like experience in my men," she responded.

"Hah, I can do anything any old man can do !"

"Really," she replied and called out, "Albert, bring in two buckets."

Old Albert, very old Albert, came in with the buckets.

"Right," said the woman, "Stand there and there with the buckets in front if you, touching your toes." They did as told.

Then the woman did a slow, seductive strip.

"OK," said when standing naked, "pee in the bucket without bending down!"