Personality test

[Asmodean]

That there is an impressive E-score.

[Dave]

I tried this yonks ago and came out strongly analyst.

This time it seems I am a campaigner!

[OldGit]

"Clapped-out old fart with the remains of an excellent mind."

How can they tell?

[Dave]

"Clapped-out old fart with the remains of an excellent mind."

How can they tell?

Better than bring a clapped out old mind with excellent farts?

[Tank]

"Clapped-out old fart with the remains of an excellent mind."

How can they tell?

Better than bring a clapped out old mind with excellent farts?

That would be me. My Metformin induced farts are spectacular I'm told!

[Dave]

"Clapped-out old fart with the remains of an excellent mind."

How can they tell?

Better than bring a clapped out old mind with excellent farts?

That would be me. My Metformin induced farts are spectacular I'm told!

I don't need any medication, just beans on two slices of wholemeal toast!

Later: just looked up Metformin. Glad my type 2 is borderline and that I lost 12kg last year (gone down a trouser waist size but still on the top edge of my height/weight bracket.) Could see my, er,  . . . knees, standing straight, for the first time in years.

[Tank]

"Clapped-out old fart with the remains of an excellent mind."

How can they tell?

Better than bring a clapped out old mind with excellent farts?

That would be me. My Metformin induced farts are spectacular I'm told!

I don't need any medication, just beans on two slices of wholemeal toast!

When I eat beans I have to notify the UN.
The UK is temporarily listed as possessing a biochemical weapon. 

[OldGit]

Metformin affects some people that way, and not others.  It doesn't seem to make me fart any worse, but then I was a Grade 6 farter anyway.

[Dave]

Metformin affects some people that way, and not others.  It doesn't seem to make me fart any worse, but then I was a Grade 6 farter anyway.

Is that like Grade 6 in piano playing? Can you play tunes?

[OldGit]

C'est moi, le nouveau pétomane!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

[Dave]

C'est moi, le nouveau pétomane!

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Le_P%C3%A9tomane

The supreme flatulist!

Not to be confused with a flautist, oh, I dunno . . . it's all about blowing wind through an orifuce.

[xSilverPhinx]

All this fart talk is very interesting. I assume you have a dog to blame, Gloucester in case disaster strikes during a social gathering?

(I know that Tank and OG have dogs)

Or what about those anti-flatulence pants? I never thought those things existed for real until I googled it just now.

[Dave]

All this fart talk is very interesting. I assume you have a dog to blame, Gloucester in case disaster strikes during a social gathering?

(I know that Tank and OG have dogs)

Or what about those anti-flatulence pants? I never thought those things existed for real until I googled it just now.

No dog, I fear, just quick exits to the loo or the avoidance of public places when the season is upon me. But mostly careful diet control.

Anti-fart pants!?

Blimey, active carbon knickers and pads. At the price they are asking for the pants they would only be for special occasions, not visits to Tesco! Pads are chesper but . . .

[Icarus]

Among the least of our fears, we are not likely to be guilty of farting in church.  That is another advantage of being atheists.

[Waski_the_Squirrel]

I got "architect".

Introverted – 84%
Intuitive – 51%
Thinking – 56%
Judging – 62%
Assertive – 77%.
Role: Analyst
Strategy: Confident Individualism