Punishing puns! and spoonerisms and malapropisms etc.

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Magdalena

#180
March 14, 2016, 08:33:11 PM
Quote from: Bruno de la Pole on March 14, 2016, 07:27:50 PM
Quote from: Magdalena on March 14, 2016, 05:32:45 PM
Bruno, today is
Monday, March 14
Pi Day 2016

....

I'm aware of that Maggie  ;D
...



"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Magdalena

#181
March 14, 2016, 08:33:50 PM

:snicker:

"I've had several "spiritual" or numinous experiences over the years, but never felt that they were the product of anything but the workings of my own mind in reaction to the universe." ~Recusant

Guardian85

#182
March 14, 2016, 09:54:09 PM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

xSilverPhinx

#183
March 15, 2016, 09:34:42 AM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#184
March 15, 2016, 08:00:08 PM
If you thought the Chicken Pi was bad....

[spoiler][/spoiler]
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#185
March 16, 2016, 06:39:03 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Tank

#186
March 17, 2016, 06:21:54 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

joeactor

#187
March 17, 2016, 07:57:56 PM


... apparently, the grass is always greener on the other's hide.

Guardian85

#188
March 17, 2016, 09:33:05 PM
A man's home is his castle, in a manor of speaking.


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

Claireliontamer

#189
March 18, 2016, 08:36:16 PM
Just seen a documentary about how they used to bolt together metal to make boats and bridges. It was riveting.

joeactor

#190
March 18, 2016, 11:46:55 PM
My friend @punmanben is posting a pun a day... Here is today's:
Benjamin Ziek (@PunManBen) tweeted at 4:03 PM on Fri, Mar 18, 2016:
I laid down on a lounger, and I found out it was stuffed with down. That's when I knew I was on a wild goose chaise #punnedwagon @punmanben
(https://twitter.com/PunManBen/status/710964877699846144?s=03)

Tank

#191
March 19, 2016, 09:30:28 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Guardian85

#192
March 23, 2016, 04:40:27 AM


"If scientist means 'not the dumbest motherfucker in the room,' I guess I'm a scientist, then."
-Unknown Smartass-

xSilverPhinx

#193
March 23, 2016, 11:45:12 PM
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#194
March 27, 2016, 10:20:53 AM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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