Your favorite "dumb christian" quote?

[shoruke]

Hey guys... been a while since I was on here frequently...

Does anyone have a favorite quote from a christian that just made you think "what a dumb-somethingorother"...?

Mine isn't really a specific quote, but I had a dream recently that a preacher came to one of my school's pep rallies... he stood in the middle of the gym, telling us we were all going to burn in hell, so I jumped off the bleachers and sacked him. It was fun.

[Will]

http://www.fstdt.com/fundies/top100.aspx?archive=1

No, everyone is born Christian. Only later in life do people choose to stray from Jesus and worship satan instead. Atheists have the greatest "cover" of all, they insist they believe in no god yet most polls done and the latest research indicates that they are actually a different sect of Muslims.

ROFL

There are a lot of things I have concluded to be wrong, without studying them in-depth. Evolution is one of them. The fact that I don't know that much about it does not bother me in the least.

BWAHAHAH!!

I often debate with evolutionists because I believe that they are narrow mindedly and dogmatically accepting evolution without questioning it. I don't really care how God did what He did. I know He did it.

omg...

I am 100% pro-life, unless we're talking about capital punishment, in which case I am 100% pro-death.

Oy...