Great inventions that nobody has yet thought of

[OldGit]

It's hard to find matching kittens of the right size.

[Crow]

Alarm clocks that can be programmed to not go off on weekends and holidays without having to actually turn the things off and then remember to turn them back on.

I got one of them.

[Ali]

Alarm clocks that can be programmed to not go off on weekends and holidays without having to actually turn the things off and then remember to turn them back on.

I got one of them.

Man!  You Brits get all the good stuff.  Smart alarm clocks, heated socks....it's like you're living in the future. 

[Buddy]

Alarm clocks that can be programmed to not go off on weekends and holidays without having to actually turn the things off and then remember to turn them back on.

I got one of them.

Man!  You Brits get all the good stuff.  Smart alarm clocks, heated socks....it's like you're living in the future. 

Smart alarm clocks aren't just a British thing. My phone has a setting on the clock where you can pick the days it goes off.

[xSilverPhinx]

Alarm clocks that can be programmed to not go off on weekends and holidays without having to actually turn the things off and then remember to turn them back on.

I got one of them.

Man!  You Brits get all the good stuff.  Smart alarm clocks, heated socks....it's like you're living in the future. 

Smart alarm clocks aren't just a British thing. My phone has a setting on the clock where you can pick the days it goes off.

Mine too, and nobody would think my phone is sophisticated.

A remote control to turn off alarm clocks that you deliberately leave far away from you to force you to get up.

[En_Route]

Alarm clocks that can be programmed to not go off on weekends and holidays without having to actually turn the things off and then remember to turn them back on.

I got one of them.

Man!  You Brits get all the good stuff.  Smart alarm clocks, heated socks....it's like you're living in the future. 

Smart alarm clocks aren't just a British thing. My phone has a setting on the clock where you can pick the days it goes off.

Mine too, and nobody would think my phone is sophisticated.

A remote control to turn off alarm clocks that you deliberately leave far away from you to force you to get up.

I already have one. It's called a shoe.

[hismikeness]

Kitten mittens. 

Those have already been thought of. But, they're spelled kitten mittens, and you'll be smitten.   

Kitten Mittons

[xSilverPhinx]

Alarm clocks that can be programmed to not go off on weekends and holidays without having to actually turn the things off and then remember to turn them back on.

I got one of them.

Man!  You Brits get all the good stuff.  Smart alarm clocks, heated socks....it's like you're living in the future. 

Smart alarm clocks aren't just a British thing. My phone has a setting on the clock where you can pick the days it goes off.

Mine too, and nobody would think my phone is sophisticated.

A remote control to turn off alarm clocks that you deliberately leave far away from you to force you to get up.

I already have one. It's called a shoe.

Nice

Unfortunatly for me, one thing you can't invent is a good aim.

[En_Route]

Alarm clocks that can be programmed to not go off on weekends and holidays without having to actually turn the things off and then remember to turn them back on.

I got one of them.

Man!  You Brits get all the good stuff.  Smart alarm clocks, heated socks....it's like you're living in the future. 

Smart alarm clocks aren't just a British thing. My phone has a setting on the clock where you can pick the days it goes off.

Mine too, and nobody would think my phone is sophisticated.

A remote control to turn off alarm clocks that you deliberately leave far away from you to force you to get up.

I already have one. It's called a shoe.

Nice

Unfortunatly for me, one thing you can't invent is a good aim.

Buy bigger shoes. I see young ladies tottering around in enormous feet- sculptures these days.

[xSilverPhinx]

Before this evolves from ever increasing shoe size to throwable sofas, I think I'll just forget the whole alarm clock thing altogether.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

What is really needed is a baseball bat that will hit any pitch thrown at it.  Microprocessor in its core, controlling the hitter's swing so that it always hits the ball.  Every hit a home run.

[xSilverPhinx]

They would have to invent new ways to make the game interesting then.

[OldGit]

They would have to invent new ways to make the game interesting then. ;

Any way of making baseball less than totally tedious would be a great invention.  Extra points for any means of keeping spectators awake during cricket.

[En_Route]

They would have to invent new ways to make the game interesting then. ;

Extra points for any means of keeping spectators awake during cricket.

Apart from electrifying the seats or naked cheerleaders, I can't think of anything.

[Tank]

They would have to invent new ways to make the game interesting then. ;

Extra points for any means of keeping spectators awake during cricket.

Apart from electrifying the seats or naked cheerleaders, I can't think of anything.

Electrified naked cheerleaders?