I'll Say This Much About Jesus...

[MadBomr101]

Homeboy was ripped.



Discuss Jesus' diet and training routine.  Sit-ups and crunches were definitely being done given the six-pack.  Probably lean meats, veggies and a sh*tload of cardio.

[Sandra Craft]

I think the artists fantasies had more to do with it than any amount of cardio.

[Sweetdeath]

How is that anatomy even possible?? You can't be starved/malnourished and have muscular abdomen...

As an artist, i shake my head.

[OldGit]

I think the artists fantasies had more to do with it than any amount of cardio.

I'd bet that's right.

[Ali]

I don't find Dude's emaciated form to be all that attractive. 

[The Magic Pudding]

I don't see a six pack, just protruding ribs.

[DeterminedJuliet]

Well, there's also the fact that he looks totally caucasian.
He doesn't look ripped to me, just super skinny.

[Crow]

That's just odd. it is insanely toned but starved, I'm no expert but don't the muscles have to deteriorate before that type of starvation happens to the skin.

[Crow]

I don't see a six pack, just protruding ribs.

No protruding ribs there. The rib muscles are keeping them tight against the stomach. i.e. if they were protruding the ribs would jut out further than the abdominal muscles and would also be visible through the pectorals.

[OldGit]

I see he shaved under his arms.

[Sweetdeath]

I see he shaved under his arms.

Ahahahaha

[Stevil]

I'd far rather have a picture of Budha's fat smiling face on my wall than a dead or dying skinny guy.
Christian's are morbid.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

I'd far rather have a picture of Budha's fat smiling face on my wall than a dead or dying skinny guy.
Christian's are morbid.

A gross (pardon the pun) generalization.  Many Christians don't have any need of looking at pictures or statues that they know don't represent the real thing, anyway. Furthermore, Protestants generally refrain from depicting Jesus on the cross in their art, and focus on Jesus alive, either pre-crucifixion or post-resurrection.  But, like Catholics, when they do depict him artistically, they usually make him in their image.

[Stevil]

I'd far rather have a picture of Budha's fat smiling face on my wall than a dead or dying skinny guy.
Christian's are morbid.

A gross (pardon the pun) generalization.  Many Christians don't have any need of looking at pictures or statues that they know don't represent the real thing, anyway. Furthermore, Protestants generally refrain from depicting Jesus on the cross in their art, and focus on Jesus alive, either pre-crucifixion or post-resurrection.  But, like Catholics, when they do depict him artistically, they usually make him in their image.

OK, fair enough, Catholics are morbid. They like to imagine eating Jesus flesh, drinking his blood. The love the look of him dying on a cross. They make soapified remains into Saints, gives me the creeps.

But surly most Christians love that Jesus died (for their sins). Bring that guy over here, give me some wood and nails (and a hammer) and absolve ourselves!

I've never seen a Chinese, Mexican, African or gay Jesus. Whose image is he really being made in?

[En_Route]

I'd far rather have a picture of Budha's fat smiling face on my wall than a dead or dying skinny guy.
Christian's are morbid.

A gross (pardon the pun) generalization.  Many Christians don't have any need of looking at pictures or statues that they know don't represent the real thing, anyway. Furthermore, Protestants generally refrain from depicting Jesus on the cross in their art, and focus on Jesus alive, either pre-crucifixion or post-resurrection.  But, like Catholics, when they do depict him artistically, they usually make him in their image.

OK, fair enough, Catholics are morbid. They like to imagine eating Jesus flesh, drinking his blood. The love the look of him dying on a cross. They make soapified remains into Saints, gives me the creeps.

But surly most Christians love that Jesus died (for their sins). Bring that guy over here, give me some wood and nails (and a hammer) and absolve ourselves!

I've never seen a Chinese, Mexican, African or gay Jesus. Whose image is he really being made in?