Use big words(game)

[Hector Valdez]

The object of this game is to utilize the excessively verbose accoutrements of the English language as a means of expressing some coherent idea and or thought.

The next person then "translates" the given phrase into plain 'ol english, and presents a new jibber-jabber sentence for the next dude or dudette. Ready? I'll start.

The aesthetics of the poetic form require the absence of a cacophony of optic symbolism.

The next person translates, GO!

[xSilverPhinx]

Nice looking written words make up good poems.

Arquiencephalicism disappoints me.

[Siz]

Nice looking written words make up good poems.

Arquiencephalicism disappoints me.

I hate it when first dates have small willies. (?)

The dompteuse is often jumentous after equine cattagloty

[OldGit]

The female horse trainer often stinks after horses (?)have sex(?).

We call this change of the elements transubstantiation.

[Ecurb Noselrub]

We call this change of the elements transubstantiation.

Listen for the announcement of the train changes in the metro station.

The oncologist demonstrated a preternatural solicitousness regarding pleonastic etiologies.

[Siz]

The female horse trainer often stinks after horses (?)have sex(?).

The female trainer stinks of piss after French-kissing the horse.

Buddy, I'm looking at you...!

[Buddy]

The female horse trainer often stinks after horses (?)have sex(?).

The female trainer stinks of piss after French-kissing the horse.

Buddy, I'm looking at you...!

Hey!  I can assure you that I have never French-kissed a horse.

[Hector Valdez]

The oncologist demonstrated a preternatural solicitousness regarding pleonastic etiologies.

The doctor is a pervert.

Sociolinguistic patterns indicate an inverse reaction to the attrition of prestige in individuals.

[xSilverPhinx]

People or a person cussed at the established pecking order. Or something.  

He was vertically challenged and pursued his love for neologistic enterprise.