What's on your mind today?

[Harmonie]

A brown recluse is a recluse. He does not display himself in public if it can be avoided.

Now if you want to be a little bit paranoid, think of a nice dark place where one of those little dudes might hide.  Those shoes that you haven't worm for ages, have been in the dark closet. That could a luxurious place for a timid little brown recluse.  Now you decide to wear those shoes and you put your foot into the chamber that the spider has long believed that it was his castle.. He is pissed. You are gonna die.  We will miss you.

OK that was bullshit. Just funnin' you. Consider that the spider has to make a living which means that he has to get nourishment.  He ain't gonna find much nourishment in that shoe. He will hide himself when at rest but not when he is searching for food which is a full time job for spiders and other creepy crawlies. A brown recluse is not a deadly spider.  He does have the ability to inject some nasty chemical into your skin if forced to do so.  He has to knaw on the attack site at some length to get a troublesome deposit of the toxin deposited on your toe...or wherever.  He does not have saber like teeth like some of the other breeds of arachnids. .....So don't sweat the danger of being caused harm by one of those little brown spiders. You are more likely to be struck by lightning or spirited away by aliens, than to have a dangerous encounter with a little spider.

You are such a spider apologist. 

I always check shoes, jackets, etc. that I haven't worn in a while. One time when I got out a jacket one of those yellow caterpillars with the stingers was in one of the pockets! You can never be too careful.

[xSilverPhinx]

I spy with my googly eye...a new subforum!

[xSilverPhinx]

At first glance I saw a gorilla! Must be the Bruno Effect...

[Biggus Dickus]

At first glance I saw a gorilla! Must be the Bruno Effect...

Thank you, the Bruno Effect is becoming noticed elsewhere as well. For example websites are now hiring us to manage server issues.



p.s. Screenshots don't really frighten us unless they have kats in them.

[Magdalena]

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I lost a bet to someone here. This will be my avatar for one week. I don't know who she is, but...

[xSilverPhinx]

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I lost a bet to someone here. This will be my avatar for one week. I don't know who she is, but...

Let me guess...you made a bet with Bruno?

[Biggus Dickus]

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I lost a bet to someone here. This will be my avatar for one week. I don't know who she is, but...

Let me guess...you made a bet with Bruno?

Perdão?

[xSilverPhinx]

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I lost a bet to someone here. This will be my avatar for one week. I don't know who she is, but...

Let me guess...you made a bet with Bruno?

Perdão?

I'm curious.

[Magdalena]

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I lost a bet to someone here. This will be my avatar for one week. I don't know who she is, but...

Let me guess...you made a bet with Bruno?

Perdão?

I'm curious.

Yes, I made a bet with Bruno.
He said, "pick one:"
The half naked Catholic Amazon Woman or this one:

[xSilverPhinx]

Please don't kill me.

[hermes2015]

For a moment I thought that was Frida Kahlo.

[xSilverPhinx]

For a moment I thought that was Frida Kahlo.

I first heard of Frida Kahlo after watching the trailer for the old movie Salma Hayek starred in.

Frida makes an appearance in Pixar's new 'Coco' movie :

[xSilverPhinx]

Thank god it's ended, but Tuesday, Wednesday and Thursday will be worse.

[Magdalena]

Please don't kill me.

Do you know who this --Half Naked Catholic Amazon Woman is? 





Wait a minute...


Bruno! What the heck, man!?

The Magdalena is the title of a series of women descended from Jesus Christ via his marriage to Mary Magdalene. The Magdalena inherits great powers from the royal bloodline and acts as a warrior in the defence of the Catholic Church.

You're so funny...






...One week, Bruno, only one week. 

[xSilverPhinx]

Please don't kill me.

Do you know who this --Half Naked Catholic Amazon Woman is? 





Wait a minute...


Bruno! What the heck, man!?

The Magdalena is the title of a series of women descended from Jesus Christ via his marriage to Mary Magdalene. The Magdalena inherits great powers from the royal bloodline and acts as a warrior in the defence of the Catholic Church.

You're so funny...






...One week, Bruno, only one week. 

I do now!