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Started by Steve Reason, August 25, 2007, 08:15:06 PM

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Tank

#6645
April 25, 2012, 10:55:59 AM
Quote from: Guardian85 on April 25, 2012, 10:28:46 AM
My finely honed ninja senses tells me there is something fishy going on here.
Tank, Asmo. You two are up to something nefarious, aren't you?

The Asmo just made 11,000 posts!!

And I don't know what you are talking about!!!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#6646
April 25, 2012, 11:20:23 AM
The Asmo took over Tank. Was seen saying something about needing one for his War(tm) efforts...  ???
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

OldGit

#6647
April 25, 2012, 11:24:46 AM
Quote from: AmicaleSo. I've concluded that my cellphone charger is in one of the following locations:
- Buried in the toy box
- Flushed down the toilet
- Hidden in the fridge
- With my daughter in bed
- Dragged off somewhere by my cat

But no matter how I slice it, it appears to be suspiciously MIA.  :D

It's most probably with my camera-card reader.
________________

Happy yesterday,  not your typical....  Sorry we missed it.  You may never have another if the Asmotank destroys the galaxy.

En_Route

#6648
April 25, 2012, 11:44:27 AM
Saw "Some like it hot" at the Cinematograph. I still succumb to its unique blend of farce and fairytale.
Some ideas are so stupid only an intellectual could believe them (Orwell).

Buddy

#6649
April 25, 2012, 11:59:38 AM
Quote from: not your typical... on April 25, 2012, 04:54:24 AM
had a semi-tolerable birthday today. Ended up spending part of it in church, which sucked beyond belief. Failed my driver's test, but taking it again Thursday. Got just about nothing done. But at least I still have my dignity. :-\

OMA!!! You're back!!!! *tackle hugs*
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

DeterminedJuliet

#6650
April 25, 2012, 12:23:32 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 11:20:23 AM
The Asmo took over Tank. Was seen saying something about needing one for his War(tm) efforts...  ???

This is too confusing for my poor little brain to handle.
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.

Asmodean

#6651
April 25, 2012, 12:42:12 PM
Asmo is Asmo who is Tank who is also Asmo. What's confusing about it?
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Jimmy

#6652
April 25, 2012, 12:44:57 PM
Came across this picture yesterday, couldn't help but think:
Asmo of the Deep?



:D
For if there be no Prospect beyond the Grave, the inference is certainly right, Let us eat and drink, les us enjoy what we delight in, for to morrow we shall die.   ~John Locke~

Asmodean

#6653
April 25, 2012, 12:46:52 PM
Oh! That's Grandpa Tank, actually. He got a cannon strapped to his bootstraps and off to Davy Jones' Locker he went.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

Amicale

#6654
April 25, 2012, 01:11:01 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 12:23:32 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 11:20:23 AM
The Asmo took over Tank. Was seen saying something about needing one for his War(tm) efforts...  ???

This is too confusing for my poor little brain to handle.

Brain... starting to hurt... in 3...2... 1...





"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Buddy

#6655
April 25, 2012, 01:14:55 PM
It would be more believable if realTank changed realAsmo's name to Tank.  :D
Strange but not a stranger<br /><br />I love my car more than I love most people.

Tank

#6656
April 25, 2012, 01:22:35 PM
Having a grey day today!
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Amicale

#6657
April 25, 2012, 01:33:48 PM
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 01:22:35 PM
Having a grey day today!



A grey Eeeyore being emo... emo, Asmo... I can see it!  ;D


"Our lives are not our own. From womb to tomb we are bound to others. By every crime and act of kindness we birth our future." - Cloud Atlas

"To live in the hearts of those we leave behind is to never die." -Carl Sagan

Sweetdeath

#6658
April 25, 2012, 01:42:57 PM
Quote from: Asmo on April 25, 2012, 01:22:35 PM
Having a grey day today!

Grey is the new black.
Nyc is covered in grey. So are my nails.
:)
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

DeterminedJuliet

#6659
April 25, 2012, 03:17:01 PM
Quote from: Amicale on April 25, 2012, 01:11:01 PM
Quote from: DeterminedJuliet on April 25, 2012, 12:23:32 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on April 25, 2012, 11:20:23 AM
The Asmo took over Tank. Was seen saying something about needing one for his War(tm) efforts...  ???

This is too confusing for my poor little brain to handle.

Brain... starting to hurt... in 3...2... 1...





Ahhh! Everyone just... just.. stop!
"We've thought of life by analogy with a journey, with pilgrimage which had a serious purpose at the end, and the THING was to get to that end; success, or whatever it is, or maybe heaven after you're dead. But, we missed the point the whole way along; It was a musical thing and you were supposed to sing, or dance, while the music was being played.
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