What's on your mind today?

[history_geek]

today my phone dropped out of my pocket and took a bath in the toilet...it didn't survive; turns on, won't make calls, won't turn off without pulling battery and screen flickers.  So I got to deal with that and now have this really awesome old loaner phone until my replacement phone comes in (apparently have to wait till early february according to the processing email i got today...blah).  I use my phone for almost everything...calorie tracking, podcasts, ebooks, pinterest...I miss it already.

If you were a dude, this would just be a good excuse to go get a newer, better, cooler phone with a lot of features and gizmos you are never, ever gonna use. Or is that just me? 

Guess twice whose brother has had two phones washed, and toilet dunked not one, but two iPad Touche's....

...or was it one phone and iPad washed and the same toilet dunked...hmmmm?

All complete accidents of course And a new or better one was always given...

And I think the current iPad is the fourth one since I remember something else happening to the third.....

[Whitney]

today my phone dropped out of my pocket and took a bath in the toilet...it didn't survive; turns on, won't make calls, won't turn off without pulling battery and screen flickers.  So I got to deal with that and now have this really awesome old loaner phone until my replacement phone comes in (apparently have to wait till early february according to the processing email i got today...blah).  I use my phone for almost everything...calorie tracking, podcasts, ebooks, pinterest...I miss it already.

If you were a dude, this would just be a good excuse to go get a newer, better, cooler phone with a lot of features and gizmos you are never, ever gonna use. Or is that just me?  

It was the newer cooler one with gizmos I don't need...my excuse was that my husband was getting one
I'm just glad I didn't have to replace it at full cost.

Found out today that the new one already shipped so at least I don't have to wait as long as I thought...i really don't like the loaner phone.

[Whitney]

today my phone dropped out of my pocket and took a bath in the toilet...it didn't survive; turns on, won't make calls, won't turn off without pulling battery and screen flickers.  So I got to deal with that and now have this really awesome old loaner phone until my replacement phone comes in (apparently have to wait till early february according to the processing email i got today...blah).  I use my phone for almost everything...calorie tracking, podcasts, ebooks, pinterest...I miss it already.

Go to a car accessory shop and buy some de-ionised water. Take the battery out of your phone. Flush your phone and the battery with the water at least three times. Shake out as much water as you can and then put the phone in the airing cupbord for 24 hours without the battery or cover on it. 95% chance it will work fine after this.

I'll try that the next time...what's an airing cupboar?  I had the order for the replacement placed within an hour of the accident...business phone and need to be able to make/receive calls.

[Too Few Lions]

Congrats TFL!

thanks Ali, I only got what Tank was implying about posting less on HAF now I'm living with my girlfriend after I replied. Tank I need winky faces if there's smut involved  particularly when I only got three hours sleep last night!

[The Magic Pudding]

God is perfect
God is Love

I see these threads and I'm filled with the urge to start a "God is a Fluffy Pillow" thread.

I should be OK now when I see them, bless the creator Steve Reason for his foresight, providing foolishness with a place to go.

[Too Few Lions]

God is perfect
God is Love
I see these threads and I'm filled with the urge to start a "God is a Fluffy Pillow" thread.

do it, it would make a great thread to debate Egor on!

[The Magic Pudding]

God is perfect
God is Love
I see these threads and I'm filled with the urge to start a "God is a Fluffy Pillow" thread.

do it, it would make a great thread to debate Egor on!

It could be a "God is ..... What?" thread.

God is a Cosmic Bulldozer.
God is Chicken Soup When You're Ill.
God is Watching You in the Shower.

[Too Few Lions]

I like your thinking MP, it could be like the classic 'Love is...' books.

God is a jacket potato.
God is a lemon meringue in the rain.
God is the first crap in the morning.

We should definitely have a 'God is....' thread, maybe with illustrations of a bearded old man in the 'Love is...' style to accompany each post

[Buddy]

Why does to remind me of the infamous "Ceiling Cat is watching you ..."?

[The Magic Pudding]

"God is Running Late"

[Sweetdeath]

God is watching you sleep. XD

[Brieze]

God made Epic Beard Man for teh lulz 

[Ali]

Heh.  Jacket Potato.

[The Magic Pudding]

Heh.  Jacket Potato.

That's not how it goes.

Forgive me oh Jacket Potato for I have skinned......you.

[Tank]

Congrats TFL!

thanks Ali, I only got what Tank was implying about posting less on HAF now I'm living with my girlfriend after I replied. Tank I need winky faces if there's smut involved  particularly when I only got three hours sleep last night!

Given your sleep deprived state you're forgiven for not catching on