What's on your mind today?

[Tank]

I have a question. Do we have a thread somewhere that we can tell our experiences with stupid religious people? I have a funny one that happened during lunch but I'm not sure where to post it. 

If it's mainly how you feel religion effects their behaviour; then Religion.
If it's mainly how you feel their behaviour effects/impacts on you because you are an atheist: then Life as an atheist.

But either would be OK.

[Sweetdeath]

I like the second one. Very catchy.

I'm open to suggestions, the divine hatred hasn't showed up yet, maybe if I get the title right it will.  It could be a test, it is a test, I know it is a test.

Believe in God or Go to Hell, It's Your Destiny
Believe in God or Go to Hell to Suffer Eternal Pain, It's What He Made You For.

I like the "it's what he made you made you for" one.

[MariaEvri]

me headbanging
iguana watching with cocked head as if thinking "what the...."
me noticing iguana staring
me starting to baby talk to him
iguana turns head away as if thinking "what an idiot"

[znk666]

I like the second one. Very catchy.

I'm open to suggestions, the divine hatred hasn't showed up yet, maybe if I get the title right it will.  It could be a test, it is a test, I know it is a test.

Believe in God or Go to Hell, It's Your Destiny
Believe in God or Go to Hell to Suffer Eternal Pain, It's What He Made You For.

How about a more commonly used one:
Believe in God or Go to Hell to Suffer Eternal Pain,the decision is up to you.
or
Believe in God or Go to Hell to Suffer Eternal Pain,It's your choice.

[Tank]

me headbanging
iguana watching with cocked head as if thinking "what the...."
me noticing iguana staring
me starting to baby talk to him
iguana turns head away as if thinking "what an idiot"

That created a wonderful 'mental movie'!

[OldGit]

me headbanging
iguana watching with cocked head as if thinking "what the...."
me noticing iguana staring
me starting to baby talk to him
iguana turns head away as if thinking "what an idiot"

Try talking to him in English?

[DeterminedJuliet]

My husband is very hard to wake up and a lot of the time, as he's waking up, he says things that make absolutely no sense.
Last night our son woke up and it was my husband's turn to get up with him, so I poked him a couple of times. At that point he turned to me and asked, clear as a bell, "are there a number of seats which are optimal for vicars?"

I almost died laughing, which did not amuse him at that time. And, of course, there's nothing harder than not laughing when you aren't supposed to 

[xSilverPhinx]

My husband is very hard to wake up and a lot of the time, as he's waking up, he says things that make absolutely no sense.
Last night our son woke up and it was my husband's turn to get up with him, so I poked him a couple of times. At that point he turned to me and asked, clear as a bell, "are there a number of seats which are optimal for vicars?"

I almost died laughing, which did not amuse him at that time. And, of course, there's nothing harder than not laughing when you aren't supposed to 

LOL

You should've given him an answer, started a conversation based and waited to see how long he would take to notice the strange scene (i.e wake up).

[Tank]

My husband is very hard to wake up and a lot of the time, as he's waking up, he says things that make absolutely no sense.
Last night our son woke up and it was my husband's turn to get up with him, so I poked him a couple of times. At that point he turned to me and asked, clear as a bell, "are there a number of seats which are optimal for vicars?"

I almost died laughing, which did not amuse him at that time. And, of course, there's nothing harder than not laughing when you aren't supposed to 

LOL

You should've given him an answer, started a conversation based and waited to see how long he would take to notice the strange scene (i.e wake up).

That would have been so cruel.

How about this poor chap (Put down any food and drink and empty your mouth BEFORE following the link!) Sleep Talkin' Man.

[Stevil]

My husband is very hard to wake up and a lot of the time, as he's waking up, he says things that make absolutely no sense.

My wife is like that. It is weird, soon afterwards she realises that what she is just said made no sense, she smiles and then goes back to sleep.

[Cecilie]

Ahahaha. Great link, Tank.

[Tank]

Ahahaha. Great link, Tank.

Thanks. He was all the rage a couple of years ago when he first went viral. I didn't realise they were keeping up their blog!

[Cecilie]

This one's brilliant:

"You're like a slinky: Pointless and useless, but you bring a smile to my face when I push you down the stairs."

[Tank]

This one's brilliant:

"You're like a slinky: Pointless and useless, but you bring a smile to my face when I push you down the stairs."

Once you get going there are hundreds of fun comments.

An interview from a few years ago http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9mAAOaoswXw

[znk666]

This one's brilliant:

"You're like a slinky: Pointless and useless, but you bring a smile to my face when I push you down the stairs."