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Tank

#3990
September 10, 2011, 07:23:58 AM
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg



QuoteA homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbour's apple tree...

:D :D :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Asmodean

#3991
September 10, 2011, 08:09:07 AM
Quote from: Tank on September 10, 2011, 07:23:58 AM
Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg



QuoteA homeowner in southern Sweden got a shock when he found a drunken elk stuck in his neighbour's apple tree...

:D :D :D
...Well, they do like the old, half-rotten apples. And fun, it costs you.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

#3992
September 10, 2011, 12:57:08 PM
How many of those apples would it take to get an animal that big to get drunk enough to get stuck in a tree?  :o
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Asmodean

#3993
September 10, 2011, 01:01:54 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 10, 2011, 12:57:08 PM
How many of those apples would it take to get an animal that big to get drunk enough to get stuck in a tree?  :o
How many drinks does it take to get someone unused to drinking under the table..?

It takes quite a bit with an animal this size, but no more than a reasonable apple tree would shed in reasonable time, I suspect.
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

xSilverPhinx

#3994
September 10, 2011, 03:30:03 PM
Totally off topic message which I'm posting here so that no mediator is needed. Carlos, just back off.

I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Asmodean

#3995
September 10, 2011, 03:36:24 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 10, 2011, 03:30:03 PM
Carlos, just back off.
Interesting...  8)
Quote from: Ecurb Noselrub on July 25, 2013, 08:18:52 PM
In Asmo's grey lump,
wrath and dark clouds gather force.
Luxembourg trembles.

The Magic Pudding

#3996
September 10, 2011, 04:17:39 PM
Ye back off Carlos.
We've got a team of wombat trained testicle retrieval Capybaras at the ready.

Tank

#3997
September 10, 2011, 09:51:41 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

Sweetdeath

#3998
September 11, 2011, 07:57:50 PM
That poor Elk.  That would of scared the crap out of me.
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Sweetdeath

#3999
September 12, 2011, 03:18:07 AM
Are "hismikeness" and "ihatemike" related? XD
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Ihateyoumike

#4000
September 12, 2011, 03:48:26 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 12, 2011, 03:18:07 AM
Are "hismikeness" and "ihatemike" related? XD

Yep. He's my older brother.
Prayers that need no answer now, cause I'm tired of who I am
You were my greatest mistake, I fell in love with your sin
Your littlest sin.

Sweetdeath

#4001
September 12, 2011, 07:16:16 AM
Quote from: Ihateyoumike on September 12, 2011, 03:48:26 AM
Quote from: Sweetdeath on September 12, 2011, 03:18:07 AM
Are "hismikeness" and "ihatemike" related? XD

Yep. He's my older brother.

Really?  Awww!  :)
Law 35- "You got to go with what works." - Robin Lefler

Wiggum:"You have that much faith in me, Homer?"
Homer:"No! Faith is what you have in things that don't exist. Your awesomeness is real."

"I was thinking that perhaps this thing called God does not exist. Because He cannot save any one of us. No matter how we pray, He doesn't mend our wounds.

Tank

#4002
September 12, 2011, 03:38:05 PM
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.

xSilverPhinx

#4003
September 13, 2011, 03:47:09 AM
Quote from: Tank on September 10, 2011, 09:51:41 PM
Quote from: Asmodean on September 10, 2011, 03:36:24 PM
Quote from: xSilverPhinx on September 10, 2011, 03:30:03 PM
Carlos, just back off.
Interesting...  8)
More of a tease at the moment  :-*

Not really. Just had to be a public forum.
I am what survives if it's slain - Zack Hemsey

Tank

#4004
September 13, 2011, 09:09:38 AM
They showed this clip on the TV this morning, made me laugh http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL3cKY1ptlw   :D
If religions were TV channels atheism is turning the TV off.
"Religion is a culture of faith; science is a culture of doubt." ― Richard P. Feynman
'It is said that your life flashes before your eyes just before you die. That is true, it's called Life.' - Terry Pratchett
Remember, your inability to grasp science is not a valid argument against it.
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