What's on your mind today?

[The Magic Pudding]

Why not try it on?

It's a bit straight, I might need a rounded hat.
This one would be nice for the winter.

[Ihateyoumike]

52 hours and 15 minutes until jesus comes and takes all the "real christians" back with him. I hope he takes the westboro cult with him cause if us heathens get the earth until October, I'd rather not have them left behind with us.
Also, if you're driving behind a person on Saturday at 6pm and they have a bumper sticker that says "in case of rapture, this car will be empty", get the hell off the road.

[Whitney]

It would be funny to see the look on some people's faces wherever in the world ends up having an earthquake on Saturday at 6pm.

[hismikeness]

52 hours and 15 minutes until jesus comes and takes all the "real christians" back with him. I hope he takes the westboro cult with him cause if us heathens get the earth until October, I'd rather not have them left behind with us.
Also, if you're driving behind a person on Saturday at 6pm and they have a bumper sticker that says "in case of rapture, this car will be empty", get the hell off the road.

If it goes down like that on Saturday, I'm having a party Sunday, because, well, fuck it, right?

[PapistItalian16]

Yea I quit my job in preparation for the Rapture.






NOT. I may believe in something that some would say doesnt make sense, but I ain't no moron.

[Cecilie]

but I ain't no moron.

Double negative.

[Ihateyoumike]

but I ain't no moron.

Double negative.

Actually did chuckle out loud at this one. Well done.

[Asmodean]

My day is getting exponentially more miserable...

I can see 30 on the horizon and the end of days is strikingly... Not there. 

Seriously, this s**t is f***ing depressing. 

[The Magic Pudding]

My day is getting exponentially more miserable...

I can see 30 on the horizon and the end of days is strikingly... Not there. 

Seriously, this s**t is f***ing depressing. 

Hey what's this?
One such as you has much to look forward to.
I can't think of anyone who showed as much curmudgeonly potential at an early age.
Hang in there a few years and you'll be able to gripe about the shortcomings of young people.
Youth is wasted on the young, in my day music hurt not like this modern fluff,  no good young people taken drugs all day long driving up prices.

[Asmodean]

Hey what's this?
One such as you has much to look forward to.
I can't think of anyone who showed as much curmudgeonly potential at an early age.
Hang in there a few years and you'll be able to gripe about the shortcomings of young people.
Youth is wasted on the young, in my day music hurt not like this modern fluff,  no good young people taken drugs all day long driving up prices.

Thanks for the encouragement, but I will spend the day wallowing in misery like I do every year. I'm just that kinda' guy.

[Cecilie]

It's your birthday, isn't it?

[The Black Jester]

Thanks for the encouragement, but I will spend the day wallowing in misery like I do every year. I'm just that kinda' guy.

You must be great fun at parties.

Seriously, look...the rapture happens - piles of free stuff.
...the rapture doesn't happen...piles of people to make fun of.  It's a win-win.

[Asmodean]

It's your birthday, isn't it?

Yes. But please, do not happy birthday me. I do not do happy birthdays 

I can, however, be congratulated with my HAF anniversary, as I happened to join on May, 21st.

[Asmodean]

Seriously, look...the rapture happens - piles of free stuff.
...the rapture doesn't happen...piles of people to make fun of.  It's a win-win.

Oh, THAT part of it I don't mind all that much...

[The Black Jester]

Seriously, look...the rapture happens - piles of free stuff.
...the rapture doesn't happen...piles of people to make fun of.  It's a win-win.

Oh, THAT part of it I don't mind all that much...

Well then, as Cecilie pointed out, we have no choice but to assume it's your birthday.

Happy *&(#in' Birthday.