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« Reply #45 on: July 10, 2006, 06:56:16 PM »
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a sexy girl with a gun.

Why do you have to tease the imagination?

How is that teasing? I just said I don't have a gun. :D


Well, boys do hit there sexual peak around 18ish....can't blame them for their overactive imaginations.

Isn't nature cruel.  Men hit their peak in their late teens while women don't hit it till around their early 30s
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« Reply #46 on: July 10, 2006, 07:40:51 PM »
I remember my early 30's.   :wink:

lol
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« Reply #47 on: July 10, 2006, 09:39:05 PM »
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a sexy girl with a gun.

Why do you have to tease the imagination?

How is that teasing? I just said I don't have a gun. :D

Well, boys do hit there sexual peak around 18ish....can't blame them for their overactive imaginations.

Isn't nature cruel.  Men hit their peak in their late teens while women don't hit it till around their early 30s


Of course, there are those who stay at the top of the peak a long, long time. Even into their forties, perhaps? ;-)

And women do get more wonderful with maturity.
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« Reply #48 on: July 10, 2006, 09:47:51 PM »
I've noticed something about Anti-Gun chicks.....they're almost all fat and/or ugly. Guess it's a sexually frustrated thing, eh?

I mean check out The "Dallas Moms" (once again, Dallas comes out to attack me....*shakes fist* Damn you Dallas and Patrick Duffy!)

http://www.millionmommarch.org/aboutus/ ... /?momid=36
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« Reply #49 on: July 10, 2006, 10:08:42 PM »
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I've noticed something about Anti-Gun chicks.....they're almost all fat and/or ugly. Guess it's a sexually frustrated thing, eh?


Well, that's an interesting generalization...I haven't noticed, because I don't know many anti-gun chicks. I'm not, just frightened at my own inadequacies with them. :)
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« Reply #50 on: July 10, 2006, 10:46:39 PM »
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I've noticed something about Anti-Gun chicks.....they're almost all fat and/or ugly. Guess it's a sexually frustrated thing, eh?

Well, that's an interesting generalization...I haven't noticed, because I don't know many anti-gun chicks. I'm not, just frightened at my own inadequacies with them. :)


That's different. You acknowledge that your fear is somewhat irrational (I believe you used that word). These people almost make it seem like gun owners are knuckle dragging, deranged, mouth-breathers who want to shoot everything in sight. I mean look at Rosie  O'Donnell......well not hard to miss that thing.

Update: I have unaltered footage of Rosie's personal life without her handlers around. Scroll down until you see here staring off a balcony and click on it to activate the movie. It really explains a lot. There's no Koosh balls around.

http://www.tvgasm.com/archives/televisi ... 000761.php
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« Reply #51 on: July 11, 2006, 02:20:44 AM »
Rosie's ok.  She's not a bad hold 'em player, either.  She bluffed me. ;)
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« Reply #52 on: July 11, 2006, 02:30:52 AM »
Nope. Never lied in an interview or on an application. Although the special background investigation the Army did on me so that I could play with nukes made me nervous.
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« Reply #53 on: July 11, 2006, 02:37:22 AM »
Well, I do declare, we have the manliest men here.  All this talk of guns and uniforms, I may faint from excitement.  (I sounded like Scarlett O'Hara for a few seconds.)

lol   :lol:
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« Reply #54 on: July 11, 2006, 02:40:03 AM »
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Nope. Never lied in an interview or on an application. Although the special background investigation the Army did on me so that I could play with nukes made me nervous.
 ;)
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« Reply #55 on: July 11, 2006, 02:44:59 AM »
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Nope. Never lied in an interview or on an application. Although the special background investigation the Army did on me so that I could play with nukes made me nervous.
 ;)


Yeah, man! LOL! I remember the days.....
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« Reply #56 on: July 11, 2006, 05:05:09 AM »
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Rosie's ok.  She's not a bad hold 'em player, either.  She bluffed me. ;)


I bet she wears underwear with dick holes.......(shameless Dave Chappelle plug)
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« Reply #57 on: July 11, 2006, 06:15:10 AM »
This thread has derailed and ignited...
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« Reply #58 on: July 11, 2006, 03:09:26 PM »
You're a Hippopatamus! You're weird.......Toilet seat assistance at Row 1, THANK YOU!!!!!!
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« Reply #59 on: July 11, 2006, 03:10:21 PM »
Yep, you're right, it has. :D
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